Matthew C.
Yelp
This place is cool, but it might be too cool if you know what I mean. They've got it all figured out, don't they...big man on the town! I feel like when I'm here that I'm being taken advantage of by very wealthy money monsters.
"Oh, sir, does baby like spritz fans? Here baby, a fan with water."
"Does baby like games! Here baby, free games everywhere!"
"Ice skating? Pickleball? No Baby! That's monies!" Ooh, and that's how they get ya' - and boy do they get ya.'
This place is what the entire world will look like when A.I. takes over: Just one big playground for man babies with pockets filled with cash; excellent wood-fired chickens on every table.
I don't know how they're doing it, but if you walk in, and sit down, you will leave without $80 you had in your pocket. I was sitting for free, watching my kid ice skate, and then all of a sudden girl scouts showed up...$80 in cookies, and that's all she wrote.
Cold, baby? Here, let me turn on the complementary fire ring.
Maybe I'm a hater, they're definitely killing it. But it does seem like it's too good, doesn't it? Too nice? Too clean and supportive. For some reason I feel like I'm at Caesar's palace and this damned lady keeps bringing me free drinks...
My kid thinks pickleball is a game where you play with a pickle, and in the end you get to eat it...Pickle it up I guess.