Mary W.
Yelp
China Ranch Date Farm is literally in the middle of nowhere. You can find it by going through the southern part of Death Valley (which I also consider in the middle of nowhere), near Tecopa, California. It is a small farm in a natural oasis. It will delight you to see lush greenery in the middle of the Mojave. It's like Ireland or Hawaii was plopped down in the middle of the desert! You will definitely want your "picture-taker" here...cottonwood trees, wandering streams, big towering greystone boulders, marshes, amazing birdlife and other little critters, and of course, date palms.
That's what brought us here. After dieting for several weeks, we wanted something healthy and sweet (and we heard the "date shake" that this place offers is worth the trip), and desiring a change of scene, without having to go all the way out of town, we decided on China Ranch. What a good idea! The Ranch is a sweet, quiet, tranquil place with lots of opportunities for hiking. We did not do that on this trip, (because we were traveling with a friend who has a medical restriction), but the different trails did look inviting. The Old Spanish Trail is within walking distance. Or you could take the Tonopah & Tidewater Railroad bed. You could hike to nearby abandoned mines, too...if you dare. (Really, it's not as scary as it sounds. The Ranch has blocked off any dicey ones, and posted clear signs. Just use commonsense and obey!)
We got a lot out of the experience anyway, though, just sitting in the front of the Date Shop with our journals, listening to the sweet chirping of dozens of different melodies of local birds. And taking their pictures! There were some beauties! I'm not generally a bird-watcher, and do not really do the Nature Channel thing, so I could not begin to tell you what species or varieties of avians we saw (except for the unmistakeable hummingbird), but there were some blue-breasted ones, and some dusky-brown ones, and large and small. Aside from the sounds of the blender (making those date shakes) in the shop, it was as quiet as can be. Across from this sitting area is an old shack--presumably from the early 1900s--which still has the water pump, roof, rusted out stove, and table. Standing and looking in, you can also see the gorgeous mountains in the background. Step aside, "Tiny House!"
The date shakes were good! A little too rich for our blood, so we ate about 3/4 and discarded the rest. But it was worth the caloric intake. The shop, as some have complained, IS dated, a bit chaotic, and cluttered. (They could use the services of an interior designer and planner to get the most out of the space and edit the offerings). There is just not a lot to see here, and it is a tiny bit disappointing. The shop anchors the experience here, so getting this place tidied and spruced up should be a bigger priority for the Ranch. The gorgeous green house next door to the main shop is lovely, though. And the bathrooms are clean! The biggest complaint has to be the flies. I know this is not the fault of the Ranch owners...and perhaps there is nothing that can be done about it. (Is there really nothing that can be done about it?) But the biting flies are a real pain in the patootie. I mean, you can't get more than one step in front of the other before you are swatting flies. Can you tell I am a city girl? I think if they could cut down the fly population (which obviously really likes dates--who knew?), and get the gift shop/date shack back to its former glory, this place would be perfect.