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⭐ Fast Food? More Like Slow Regret.
Visited Chipotle in Fort Lauderdale hoping for a quick, tasty burrito. Instead, I got stuck in a line that moved slower than a Monday morning, served by staff who looked like they’d rather be anywhere else — preferably not here.
When I finally got to the front, I was greeted with a meat selection that tasted like it had been recycled from last week’s lunch special. Asked for extra salsa, got a tiny dollop that might as well have been a garnish for a salad, not a burrito.
The rice was as bland as my enthusiasm for the entire experience, and the guac? Let’s just say I’ve had better avocado experiences smashing pits in my backyard.
If you want to spend more time waiting than eating and leave hungry and confused, Chipotle Fort Lauderdale is your place.