Eric Y.
Yelp
This is BY FAR the worst chipotle have I ever been to. I have the misfortune of this being the only chipotle near my office, and come here either once a week or once every 2 weeks max. Every. Single. Time. It is a terrible experience. From employees that do not speak one single word of English, and even point to the item not working, to being unable to ever roll a burrito well. It is horrible. My burrito order for this specific location because I know they cannot roll a burrito is light rice, half scoop beans, chicken, half scoop corn, cheese & guac. I purposely ask for half scoops so the burrito is manageable enough to roll, and I have no problems ever at other chipotles, but this location finds it absolutely impossible to ever roll the burrito and hands me a giant mess. Today I was sick of it and ask them to not hand me this pile of slop and instead of just offering to re-roll it for me, they added a 2nd tortilla which ruins the taste because now I have to bite through a thick layer of tortilla every bite. I didn't ask them to throw it out and make me a new one. I just asked for them to re-roll it, and they looked at me like a chicken without a head. The food there is hit or miss. Some days it's good, other days it's garbage. The rice is either under cooked, chicken under or over seasoned/cooked. I've eaten at chipotles probably 300 times in my life, and this one is noticeably inconsistent. They have a 7-personal assembly line, which honestly just creates chaos. It's quite literally a running joke amongst the office when we go to chipotle for lunch of "let's see what goes wrong today", and there never fails to be something. Also, the soda machines are constantly out of flavor, which they don't warn you of before purchasing a drink. Many times the chips are stale. The employees are not friendly, make it clear that it is the last place on earth they want to be and seem utterly clueless. As the other reviews on here clearly show, there is a pattern with this location that needs some SERIOUS help. Whether it be someone from corporate coming to whip it into shape, or Gordon Ramsey busting through the door Kitchen Nightmares style. This place is a true Kitchen Nightmare, and is such a shame because all of us who love chipotle, have to deal with this absolute shit show on a regular basis. I HATE YOU CHIPOTLE OF MIDTOWN MIAMI ! You ruin my lunch break on a regular basis, and I don't know why I keep trying to come back hoping I'll have a better experience, because I never do. If I were president, whoever runs this location would be imprisoned. I cannot express strongly enough how much I hate and advise not giving this location any business