Morty M.
Yelp
I used to sometimes hear people say things like, "I don't go to Chipotle cause I don't want diarrhea", or "Nah, I'm not rolling the dice with E. Coli at Chipotle", but I never had any issues. I mean, I know Chipotle was fined $25 million for its outbreaks, but figured it had become a jokey stereotype, so I kept going.
Well, my wife ate Chipotle from this location last month and it was a catastrophe. There was nothing in her meal other than Chipotle and she got hit with the worst food poisoning of her life an hour after eating it. She had eaten nothing else all day except basic stuff at breakfast like toast and a banana at home.
Now, when I use the term "food poisoning", you're probably envisioning a crappy weekend with diarrhea and maybe some puking, right?
Nope. It was so much worse. There was diarrhea, but that barely scratches the surface - alternating chills and sweats for days, brutal nausea, violent shaking, alarming heart palpitations and a very elevated heart rate, and inexplicable waves of anxiety after eating anything, no matter how small or bland (e.g., two bites of saltines). We later learned from medical professionals that such unexplained anxiety can originate from the gut-brain loop via illness.
We went to the ER and she was diagnosed with foodborne viral gastroenteritis. What followed was weeks of unmanageable discomfort, sleeplessness, and more of the aforementioned symptoms, to the extent that she couldn't read or watch TV, let alone work. Even after the infection had left, it had wrecked her GI system. Cue medical follow-ups, referral to a gastroenterologist, and various tests (like a stomach emptying test to check for post-infectious gastroparesis). Only now, a month and thousands of dollars later until we reached our health insurance deductible, is she starting to turn the corner and beginning feel a little hungry again. I'm hoping she can eat something resembling a full meal by Christmas.
I'm not going to waste time trying to sue Chipotle for the medical expenses and severe physical harm we've incurred because of them. They'll just obfuscate and find ways to claim it's baseless. I don't need the aggravation.
What I CAN do, however, is try to warn my community on every social media platform I can - Google, Facebook, Instagram, Yelp, X, etc. We all think this sort of thing is never going to happen to us until it strikes home. Ask yourself if the convenience of your burrito bowl is worth *thousands of dollars* of medical care and a month of constant suffering and uncertainty as you recover. Trust me, it's not.
I would only ever return to Chipotle with a gun to my head. If the shockingly low 1.9 star average isn't enough for you, I hope you heed my story. This could be you.
Oh, and please spare me the boilerplate response of, "Please contact us directly: https://www.chipotle.com/contact-us".
Uh-huh. The low-level customer service grunt at corporate can't do more than offer me free chips and guac for my trouble.
Unless you're planning on paying for my wife's medical costs, get lost.