Rod W.
Yelp
This is not exactly a review of Chiquita's (which is a favorite pizza in Philadelphia after living here TWENTY+ YEARS); 5 stars to them. 10 if I could...
This is a review of Aubrey C. aka "Marjorie Trailer Green" aka "Pussie Smollett" who also decided to spew hateful rhetoric and muck up a perfectly good Friday for the rest of us.
Based on your loaded review, why did you find yourself on 8th and Snyder? Would love to know more. If you want to charge your Tesla, stick to the big box store parking lots. Dave Portnoy hasn't trekked his way here yet, so very curious what brings you to the badlands, as it were?
Based on your writing comprehension, I would be very careful at criticizing others for their grasp of the English language. Additionally, the plausibility of bugs, sogginess, a hair, an insulting staff member, and Ryu the server drop-kicking your offspring into a permanent disability is about as likely as your tinfoil hat getting struck by lightning twice.
However, if that were the case, look at Morgan & Morgan for representation... I'm sure they would love a deposed account of what happened from any of the voices inside your head.
Stick to Papa John's, and papa Tide Pod.