John T.
Yelp
Admittedly not the best first impression. I walked in to find a harried scene: tables were littered with plates, napkins and other debris; tables were out of sort; and the staff behind the counter were excitedly talking at one another (I'm neglecting to call it 'shouting'). In the midst of all of this, the manager/owner/woman in charge, took a deep breath, smiled, welcomed me in Spanish and English, and asked if I was eating in or needed to take my order to go.
'To go.'
I'd studied the menu online (well, pictures of) but it looks like those menus may be out of date. The menu I looked at was smaller and had been edited down. No matter, I had an idea of what I wanted: tacos and a papusa. There was a 3 for $4 taco deal* I was going to take advantage of and papusas are always a good idea. I ordered... and waited. In the time I waited, the tables weren't bused, a woman came in with a slightly unruly child to pick up a take out order, the TV showed various barely clothed men and women writhing about Miami Beach, and an older man entered sat down, got annoyed at the wait time, waved his hands, banged on the table and shouted 'Estoy aqui!' I just sat there. After more waiting (and more TV jiggling) my order was finally ready. When I got up to pay for it, the woman put her hands together and thanked me for my patience. My annoyance melted away then and there. Chismes is a small space, packed with seating. She was, obviously, in the weeds and doing several jobs at once. Sometimes all the mierda hits the fan at once. She acknowledged it and thanked me. Done. I wasn't going to belabor her agony. Besides, my food smelled great.
I got home and tore into my tacos. Ridiculous. So so good. Seasoned, shredded meat, cilantro and onion never tasted so good. Add in fresh lime and Chismes' thick, green hot sauce and you have a party. The papusa came with curtido (good). The texture/consistency of the papusa was a bit tough and off-putting but I don't know if that's because I ordered a Salvadoran dish at a Mexican place. It wasn't terrible but didn't top the papusas at my local fave Salvadoran spot. The curtido didn't have the vinegar-y kick I was looking for, so I just added some green sauce and kept it moving. For as tough as the papusa was, the inner beans and cheese were very good. I'd return to Chismes but I am sticking to getting my food to go.
*Seriously: why do you pay so much for tacos. You know you're ripping yourself off, right?