Nicole
Google
Alright so let me start off this review by saying I haven't been to Clarke's since it was closed down for a bit. I would always get the same thing every time;the buffalo chicken on a bun with fries. It was always so good...until my visit today. I got my order to go,but I should've known something was going to go wrong when I came in and they had a sign on the register that said 'no refunds or exchanges'. First of all,the fries are awful. Barely any soft potato from these shoestring fries. They used to have steak fries but I figured I could live with it. On that note,the sandwich had barely any sauce on it. Back in the good 'ol days,the chicken would be drenched in sauce. I'm thinking it'll probably still be alright considering I like plain chicken just fine. I take one bite and that sandwich was drier than the Sahara desert!!!!! I have never had drier chicken in my life! I had to keep taking sips of water to moisten it just to force it down. At least the lettuce was keeping it kind of moist...but wait...lo and behold I see a small dead grey bug just chilling on the lettuce. At this point I've just about had it. I didn't even finish my fries,but kept looking at my food on the way home. All of a sudden,I look at part of the bun from the sandwich I didn't finish and there was a black hair on it! I was so livid that I wanted to cry. I wanted my $10 back and some alone time to puke and regret my recent life choices. On a positive note,the hostess that served me was very nice and polite. She didn't even charge me for the little cup I wanted to get a beverage in. But that in no way shape or form makes up for the atrocious meal I had today! If you're really craving Clarke's,try another location, because this one doesn't deserve the time of day.