Ashley B.
Yelp
We came here for a friend's birthday on a Saturday evening. You can make reservations online a week ahead of time, but even checking at about 11am the Saturday beforehand, everything was all booked up.
I've been to a North Woods Inn before, maybe about 13 years ago, and remember it being disappointing, so I didn't have high hopes for this visit.
Luckily, our wait time for a party of 6 wasn't too bad. About 30-ish minutes. There were SO many large parties ahead of us (15, 19, 20!) so as you might imagine, this place is huge. It also has the largest dedicated parking lot I have ever seen for a restaurant. It's larger than the lot for my local Target.
This is a very dimly lit (with lots of red lights) and very loud restaurant. In the waiting area, there are bins full of peanuts (you throw the shells on the floor) and bowls to put them in. However, when I grabbed a bowl from the stack, I was met with a totally slimy bowl with little scraps of I don't know what inside. Not a great start.
I ordered a strawberry lemonade, which was great! My friend asked how it was and said such, so she ordered her own lemonade. They refilled mine. And they were both very water-y; Nothing like the first glass I had. Shame.
Once we were seated, we placed our orders and were brought out 2 large bowls of salad to share and a basket of cheese bread. The cheese bread has potentially, but it's very soggy because it's sliced bread loaded up with butter and cheese all piled on top of one another under foil. If it were crispier, it would be great.
There was one salad that was lettuce (iceberg, I think) with a very generous amount of bleu cheese dressing and the other salad was red cabbage with a vinegar-based dressing. Also heavily dressed. I'm not one to mind a heavily dressed salad, but these were bordering on too much even for me.
At our table, we all ordered steak in one way shape or form and 4/6 of our steaks were either undercooked or overcooked and all were under-seasoned. My sirloin had several areas of unchewable gristle. Someone in the group even asked for steak sauce for the first time in her entire life. They brought out A1 and also their house steak sauce, which was chilled, a water-like consistency, and tasted sort of smoky, sort of sweet? Like a watered down, bad bbq sauce. So that didn't really help much. My friend stuck with the A1.
Baked potatoes were huge and the cheese butter was pretty good. I don't think I would even identify it as cheesy if I didn't know ahead of time. Also, for some reason, you get rice pilaf, as well. Which was fine. Nothing special, but nothing was wrong with it.
Overall, I have zero idea why this place is so incredibly popular and crowded. It's not cheap (nor is it expensive. 40 dollars for a 9 oz sirloin dinner). It's not very good. I don't get it. I feel like it's a place you only enjoy if you grew up going there, maybe? Nostalgia? I don't know, but if I can help it, I won't be back. No shade to our server though; He was friendly and helpful.