Sherene A.
Yelp
Looking for a neighborhood bar that has a steady flow of people at all times?
Come into Clem's. Just 2 days ago, snow was coming down heavily (which meant that the big windows of Clem provided a front row seat to people on bikes and cars, wiping out)...and I was there with my main squeeze from 11:30pm-2:30am.
During that time, we ran into 2 travelers from over seas, one incredible bartender (who served up amazing Old Fashions and a ridiculous adult apple cider), and were treated to amazing jams.
Soooo...several ***cough4each*** drinks later, my guy and I were...pretty damn drunk. And I asked the bartender if it was ok if we ordered a pizza, or food to have delivered to the bar so that our drunk asses weren't stumbling home in the snow. He said..."of course...and, you know...we do have Hot Pockets here in our cellar."
I made some sort of gesture that is equivalent to someone celebrating a touch down or goal at a sporting event...and said..."BRING IT!! Of COURSE I choose a hotpocket over a legit pizza!" So, he literally disappeared into the floor...which my guy and I...in our stupor, thought was AMAZING...emerged, and within 5 minutes, delivered our hotpockets, so elegantly served on the actual box they came in...with a side of water.
It was amazing.
We were happy, a little less drunk, and reveling in the glory of having revisited the not so glamour parts of our childhood memories at a neighborhood watering hole.
So...what's the word?---go to Clems. It's what all the not so cool kids are doing.