Louis P.
Yelp
There's so much to love about Cobble Hill Cinemas, especially for someone like me who is having a mid life crisis at the ripe old age of 32 years old!
You see, I've lived here my whole life and with everything around me changing so fast i seem to be grasping at anything in the borough of Kings that reminds me of my youth.
Cobble Hill Cinemas, please enter the review stage right...
I've wanted to see "The Artist" for quite some time, and my go-to theater in Sheepshead Bay never decided to add it to their rotation. This past President's Day was the perfect opportunity for me to see it so i begrudgingly woke up early on my day off to go see it here.
Why begrudgingly? No online advanced ticketing scares me, looking for a free parking spot anywhere near Court Street scares me, and the fact that the theater is smaller than Trader Joes scares the CRAP out of me. (They do have 3D capability, which surprised me!)
But i did it anyway, and it was the first time i stepped into Cobble Hill Cinemas since my dad brought me to see Terminator 2 many many years ago.
It was just as i remembered it: the smallest lobby area in the history of cinema! If it were not 12 noon on a holiday i probably would have been on a line out the door! I went to get some popcorn and soda and to my delight, i paid &7.50 for BOTH! That's about as much as one item anywhere else!
So i take my seat, and i get blown away by something i had not seen in two decades, the "opening" welcome message from the theater. You know how they tell you not to text while the move is on? This place reminds you to "turn your pagers off" before the film....wow i loved that so much! Along with the early 90's neon graphics in the message.
So they have 6 theaters in this tiny space, but it works. Their theaters are the size of the mini versions at the UA establishments (you know, the theaters where they park the movies that are a week from being removed from rotation). Either way, it didn't bother me, i got into my seat, which was comfortable, and enjoyed a movie that will probably sweep the Oscars this weekend (remember where you hear it first!).
Bottom line, Cobble Hill Cinemas serves so many purposes for moviegoers.
They are affordable, they offer films that are mostly out of rotation at other theaters and most importantly they show all of us that the little guy can perform just as well as the big boys. Bravo to the folks who run this cinema, you do a great job on so many levels, and thank you for putting my crisis at ease for 2 hours!