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Hey listen up as I flow like OriNOCO
If you got 3 wives you better move to PROVO
If your wife interferes then you better call her YOKO
If you're Pikachu, get your ass back on POGO
I like Coco Milk Tea but I wish it was BOGO
And right now I look like the dudes from BOGO free PHONE BRO
But inside I'm Lance Bass after Timberlake went SOLO
And I get kinda frisky when I'm frisked by the PO-PO
I'm gonna dance in clubs when I look like GOGO
I'm gonna twerk so hard and make it bounce like a YOYO
I'm gonna travel round the world from Trinidad to TOGO
I'm gonna be more shiny and popular than TOKYO
But for now, chill out, let's keep this on the LOW-LOW
If anyone asks, lie and say no HOMO
Cuz this world's homphobic so our love is a NO-NO
And homophobe abuse always feels like a LOW BLOW
Speaking of which, I'm feeling like a HOE HOE
So meet me at the club and don't be a NO SHOW
We'll run out on the tab, no matter what this HOE OWE
And then we'll meet up for Milk Tea at COCO
WHAT
I'm cuckoo for Coco Milk Tea. Until I tried Coco I had always produced my own milk, and that was working out for me. Then my life changed. And my underwear changed. Obviously. But anyway.
What to get: Bubble Milk Tea Hot or Cold
What else: Katy Perry did a song called Hot n Cold
What else: Katy Perry is hot but her response to my proposition to her was Cold
I had a great experience at this Coco. They made me a Lemon Black Tea which is an off-menu drink which most Coco's will not do, and it tasted pretty good although the milk tea is definitely the strength of this place by a long shot.
The super friendly girl was telling me that there were no restrooms when the guy came up for the back and whispered that he knew me. Then she said I was famous from YouTube and I go to all the bubble tea places and "help them" and could she take pictures with me. It's always fun doing a mini shoot with Boba employees, makes me feel like a celebrity.
This was the first time I heard from a stranger that I "help" boba shops, then I'd hear someone else say something very similar at a nearby Vivi. It was very touching, but not in a creepy way.
So I took pictures with her. I didn't bother to let her know that it's actually Yelp not YouTube but you know they're both web sites and they both start with Y so what's the difference.
She was a total angel anyway and I dedicate this review to her. And to him for recognizing me which is always fun.
A very long time ago I was very fortunate to discover the Wonder of Coco. Great Neck was the very first location I ever tried and I fell madly in love with the bubble tea drinks here.
I actually think this place was so good, that it was one of the reasons I became obsessed with Bubble Tea in the first place. I've probably had 3,500 of the things since then. But not all from this location. Most, but not all.
Their hot milk tea is perfect in winter, and their cold milk tea is divine. Don't get the 3 ladies and all that stuff, it's too many toppings and too sweet. Stick to boba/tapioca in regular milk tea.
And if they recognize you, I warned you.
Now I need to go play with my Coc..o.