Amanda T.
Google
If you're looking for an overpriced, classless, night out, Coco might be just your speed. From the moment we arrived, the promoters treated us less like guests and more like inventory, shuffling us around the venue without explanation or care—like pieces of property.
The drinks? Prepare yourself: upwards of $30 each, before they tack on a mandatory 25%+ tip & for nothing crafted or out of the ordinary. It’s highway robbery, even for miami.
The venue itself? No class, was small like a closet, cheaply decorated resembled a late night strip club in Vegas. The crowd was a disturbing mix of underage girls and working girls, with maybe 5 paying men “clients” leaving the atmosphere feeling predatory than party-ready.
And don’t even get me started on the bathrooms—unsanitary but not because of the bathroom attendants work. No soap!? None. It’s honestly baffling how this place is allowed to operate. In all my years going out I’ve never seen anything like it in a bottle service venue.
The only redeeming quality of the night was the security staff, who remained professional and composed amid such a classless atmosphere. They were clearly doing their best in an otherwise mismanaged establishment.
Coco is a hard pass, I wish I could give it zero stars. There are far better places in Miami to spend your money and your time.