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The Taiyaki here is Lennon, others are Yoko ONO
Others are Imagine Dragons, this Taiyaki's BONO
Popular with college kids, so watch out for MONO
Don't drink Buffalo water, you'll get HASHIMOTO
Hope it doesn't disappear like brains and the DODO
Hope it doesn't rebrand with a poop in the LOGO
Hope it doesn't start selling hot coffee and COCOA
Hope that when I'm here, I run into Ice and COCO
Hope they let me watch him put his Marco in her POLO
Hope that Trump doesn't try to kill CUOMO
Hope that hipsters don't try to imitate Perry COMO
Tastes so good I have to eat it in SLOMO
I pick Taiyaki here like the Giants picked off ROMO
If you went without me then I would get FOMO
If Taiyaki were a boy then I would be a HOMO
The best Taiyaki in Texas is COCOHODO!
What to get: Custard Fish!
What not to get: Custard in your Fish!
Why not: Pregnancy, STD, Infection.
Ew: IKR.
This place seems to have some sort of a Hoodoo about it. A Coco-Hoodoo. Sort of like a Black Magic side to it. Like Coco-Voodoo. I cut myself on one of their pastries, too. A Coco-Booboo. And also a Mattabooboo. What's a Mattabooboo, you say? Nothing, Yogi.
Definitely one of the most amazing experiences we've had in Dallas. I would say that if I had to pick one place in DFW where I would go back to get dessert, it would be here, because I love the disgusted fish so much. I mean "this custard fish", but that was funnier, thanks voice dictation.
We've been to another location of Cocohodo down in Katy by Houston, and they didn't have any of the actual Cocohodo products and said that they were in the process of disassociating themselves from the from the chain - so basically not a Cocohodo then. So this was our first real experience of the franchise and it's really excellent. I'm a big fan and we'll definitely be coming back here.
The little Walnut things they're famous for? Meh. I don't get it. Like if you like them, then great, but to me, they just taste like something that's been sitting on a grocery store shelf for a year. But the custard fish - oh my goodness absolutely spectacular.
So yes - the little baby Walnut things - just forget about them. I mean, we waited so many damn years to try them and they are absolutely not worth your time. I couldn't believe how disappointing they were. They look cute, I guess. Maybe that's the appeal. Superficially cute, realistically crap.
But when it comes to the Taiyaki, and I mean the custard fish filled with whatever - oh my goodness this thing is so damn good. I got the custard-filled one and we loved every bite so much that we were very tempted to just go ahead and buy another one and try the other fillings. It's absolutely spectacular. It's worth 10 stars, really.
In fact you can't give 10 stars, but it was so good that it's enough to earn 5 stars for this wonderful and awesome little place that is a chain, admittedly, but we have been waiting to try it for a very long time and we're glad that we finally got to do that, here in Carrollton.
So if you come from the POCONOS
Or closer to HOME, YO
If you work at a SUNOCO
Or for the fascist POPO
Stay and hear my FLOW FLOW
About CocoHODO
Bring your sis and BRO BRO
And I'll hold the line like TOTO
Now I've got to GO GO
My backyard needs a MOW MOW
Then Barbie wants it SLO SLO
Because she's a nymPHO PHO
And I'd never say NO NO
I go down like a YOYO
Because I'm such a HO HO
And also because YOLO
I'm the K-Ci to her JOJO
And she's my favourite PRO PRO
But keep this on the LOW LOW
Lest the rumours GROW GROW
Yes, that's her in the PHOTO
Pointing her pink TOE TOE
But if you go to COCOHODO
Wake me up before you GO-GO
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