Michael S.
Yelp
Oh Colony, oh Colony, where art thou thee Colony!
Sure one can rate a movie theater or stage based on screen quality, air temperature and concessions for simple comfort; however, when looking at a live stage theatre setting, there is so much more to take into account. Enter the Colony Theatre on Lincoln Road Mall. That's right, right on the strip of shopping is a fantastic spot to view live performances that may be music, comedy, poetry or spoken word, and then even with a pull down screen option, a wonderful setting for a huge movie screen set up.
The elegance, grace, upkeep and feel that is The Colony on Lincoln really brings you in, and luckily for my wife and I, comedy was at the top of its game on my first visit to this landmark site. Yes, I would surely call the Colony a landmark, as it has been right on Lincoln, thriving with goodies for many years. I lived on Miami Beach for over two years and walked the mall many times a week, yet did not have an opportunity to visit the theatre until just recently, when during the "Miami Takeover" comedy weekend was in town. Yes indeed, this was a great night, and a Thursday night at that, so the mall was booming and so were the comics and fans.
As we walked in right off the mall, just after having a wonderful meal at another local hot spot that is Doraku sushi (shameless plug), we made our way into the theatre, where we were greeted with smiles and concessions. Remember, being built into the mall strip section, this theatre is not huge, but it surely is grander on the inside that one might expect. It is also well kept. The seats and walls and walkways are clean and leave you feeling good about the experience. The concessions offer adult beverages and simple food items which is a great choice for many. There are of course non-adult beverage options as well. The folks who run the venue are very friendly and inviting and even though the event we saw was opening seating, everyone was very much accommodating to our needs. The restrooms were also easy to access and were clean; again, all around great vibes from this venue.
It is hard to really review a seated theatre for more than it really is, a room with seats, however the Colony offers a throwback design with majestic décor, concessions for all types, as well as friendly staff to boot. Look around for a schedule of events, as the Colony hosts all types of acts, and find yourself entertained with style and comfort. Enjoy the show and SYOY!