Justine C.
Yelp
Worst comedy club I've ever been to, and I've been to Irvine Improv, Brea Improv, Zanie's, and others.
First of all, the seating is f'd up. It's made to pack in as many people as possible, not made to be a good experience for the audience. They fill the room with as many cheap Chinese restaurant chairs as possible - I don't know how it even passes a fire marshal inspection! So you're packed in like sardines, and there are no levels to the seating. Everyone is on the same level, so GOOD LUCK if you're seated behind someone tall.
Second, they force you to buy two items, minimum, but the seating arrangement doesn't facilitate even a minimally logical way to eat while you're watching (see above). This is because there are no tables. None whatsoever. They have these tiny armrests between every two seats (NOT EVEN BETWEEN EVERY SINGLE SEAT because, you know, gotta pack in as many fucking people as possible) that have holes for your glass. Except if that armrest thing isn't actually secured to the ground - so you can't put anything on there because it's wobbly AF.
Third, ALL OF THE FOOD IS SHITTY. Yes, it's all just junk bar food, but you can still make it high-quality and make it taste good. We had the cookie and the brownie with a beer and a glass of wine, and the food was absolutely disgusting. Neither of us finished our food. They serve your food in STYROFOAM plates and bowls, which, for an eco-friendly state/city, is shocking and embarrassing.
Thank God we went to see someone really amazing - Neal Brennan. But even his level of talent couldn't make up for the $40 we were forced to spend on food and drink there. I feel bad for anyone who is local and is forced to come here to see all the great comedians because this is the only comedy club in town, which is a damn shame. I'd love to see someone else come in and disrupt this monopoly by opening another club that is properly laid out and has amazing food. Since Denver is already an expensive city to live in, I don't think people here would be upset to pay an extra $10 per ticket to cover the cost of better seating and better food.
I hope whoever decides how to run this club chokes on a chicken bone. You should be ashamed of yourself.