BT M.
Yelp
Cootie's has come a long way, baby. I'm from back in the days when I was amazed a restaurant came from a vegetable stand and people wondered if PR's would just crush them. I submitted Cooties to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives years ago.
Over the years their menu has expanded (as has their number of locations), mostly for the better, but not always. Good pizzas. Some decent sandwiches (black bean veggie burger near the top).. Spiral chips, yep...bleu cheese sauce..YES!
At present, Cootie Brown's seems to be attempting the "cooker of all things, but master of none" that inflicts some restaurants. Other than The Cheesecake Factory, this rarely works out (and I'm on the fence for TCF).
I recently re-visited Cootie Brown's for lunch. There was an offer of 3 tacos for $19 (with chips). I have to tell you, the best fish tacos I've ever had remains at Chili Burrito in Brentwood, TN. On Tuesday, I can get 2 of them with chips and a drink for $7. Instead of overpriced tacos, I opted for the "Pulled Pork Sandwich," with BBQ being an offer on their printed, vinyl sign outside. A few hints as to how this went - 1. The pork was chopped, not pulled, 2. The bun was either over toasted or over due to be tossed, but it made a noise when I flicked it with my finger (p.s. don't toast the bbq sandwich bun, folks), 3. the slaw was not on the sandwich, 4. the bbq beans came in the small plastic container that ketchup comes in, and 5. BBQ was offered on a vinyl sign hanging on the roof.
BBQ shouldn't be dry. BBQ should be moist and smokey. It should be edible without the sauce. There's a difference in pulled pork and chopped pork. It probably shouldn't be your go to at a place that offers pizza, the tacorito, and $19 tacos.
I didn't finish it. I couldn't finish it. It was...terrible. #LessonLearned
Holding in my grief. I politely told the cashier everything was fine when I went to pay, and tried to stem my disappointment with a key lime cookie. I saw the cashier nearly use his paw to pull one out of the glass jar, but then he saw the tongs (whew). He then opened the cookie bag by sticking his entire paw down inside to expand it, and used the tongs to drop my fresh cookie in the bag. WTH? Why even use tongs bruh if ya just gonna paw the bag open? So, I paid for a cookie I knew I'd never eat.
Cootie, it's gonna be a long time before you see me again.