L And M A.
Yelp
Where do I begin... Just to make it clear right away, money is not an issue with me when it comes to food. I'll gladly spend ridiculous amounts of money on even mediocre quality food cause I'm silly like that. I cannot however forgive myself for spending even a penny at this place.
First of all, I tried ordering the corned beef hash, and I'm told they are out of it. How do you run out of food at 11am?! I cannot imagine THAT many people came in just to eat that! Anyways, for a basic breakfast with bacon, eggs, toast, and tiny potato you're gonna charge $17!? Again, even if these tasted just ok I would have no problem, but the eggs were dry and tasteless, the bacon tasted like they ripped it off the pig in the back and went straight to my plate, the potato looked and tasted like a potato took a shit and then I ate THAT potato. The glass of water I had was straight up booty water from the sink...
Then there was the service... OMG these guys dont even deserve the minimum wage they make. There were only a hand full of people there yet we weren't checked on, when we asked for help they ignored us, and when we were finally acknowledged it was with great discontent for some reason.
The icing on the cake was when we asked if we could stay in the parking lot (which was empty) while we went to the pier for 30 minutes to see a Stranger Things attraction (dont get me started on how that went). We only asked because I tore my ACL and couldn't walk far, and I went out of my way to show them the cast on my leg. I was told a solid NO because "sometimes" the hotel next door uses their parting lot for overflow parking?! WTF?!
Long story short we got in an altercation. And the waiter Ricardo, said he didnt want to fight me because I was crippled. He said a bunch of derogatory things in Spanish too not knowing that I'm Puerto Rican and I speak Spanish myself lol. I didnt want a fight, I wanted to travel back in time and NOT have gone there in the first place. Plus, even on one leg I got him all day son!
I have never had a restaurant make me NEVER want to visit a city again so congratulations Coras, I now will never go to Santa Monica because of you. Its official, YOU SUCK!