G K.
Yelp
If you like pizza, served by people wearing hair nets that look like colostomy bags, like I do, then you'll love Costco pizza.
For $9.80 incl tax, one or more would be hard pressed to demolish a whole 18" pie of scrumdidlyiscious, consumeristic, artery clogging, goodness.
By the slice prices are equally as low, which are a welcome relief for Harry Calahan's hometown, Have I made myself clear? *sideways sneer* PUNK?
You see chez whitey, we're not some TV-coma-induced, sports mclovin, source of have-more-children-get-more-tax-rebates, red state votin', spendin' retarts, who will impulse buy a 144 pack, of bluetooth-hd-compliant-frozen-shrimp-rich-corinthian-leather-multi-zone-recliner-massager-grilling-machine-inhome-ez-floor-ceiling-mount-auto-erotic-asphixiation-stripper-pole.
No sireee, we will not fall for your ploy.
Nor will we be run over by automobiles who yield for pedestrians everywhere in SF, except 8th through 12th streets in SOMA.
We are the internet-educated masses, ready to corrupt your children to become arrogant, obnoxious, free thinking, pro-gay marriage/choice pains-in-the-asses who will take over the world.
Are you ready for a new sensation?
A new sensation.