Katherine J.
Yelp
We arrived early and were happily seated. A single overhead light shining directly into my eyes was brought to the attention of the nearest server. Minutes later it was dimmed slightly, but not enough to make a difference.
Our waiter was charming and very kind but only offered us the cocktail/wine menu. I requested the food menu after being left with only water for what felt like a long time. I ordered cocktails and parmesan truffle fries.
When the truffle fries arrived- still no cocktails, I was excited to introduce my parents to the taste of truffle. They were cooked perfectly. Crispy, but ZERO trace of parmesan or truffle. Cost: $9
In hopes again of sharing the experience of something new and exciting with my parents - I ordered foie gras - as well as fried green tomatoes - in hopes of experiencing an upscale version of a southern traditional dish.
When the foie gras arrived, i sat looking over it in disbelief. The foie gras was the size of a silver dollar, but the waffle was the size of the entire plate. There was no apple - but instead what looked like the tiniest amount of apple sauce - and only the slightest drizzle of maple syrup and pecans - which were not toasted. I remained positive and hopeful until I tried the "waffle" -dry, and hard to cut into, it was incredibly dense and tough and tasted stale. $24 plate of inedible food.
The fried green tomatoes had a lovely crunchy texture but had no flavor and no seasoning. There were very small amounts of the accompanying sauces - which were the only flavors of the dish - and one of the "sauces" was clearly straight Tabasco - despite being described as cotton row hot sauce. $12
I ordered a bottle of white wine to share with dinner - a Spanish Albariño. $46
For my father, I ordered the short ribs with creamy polenta. the halibut for my mother and the duck breast for myself.
Our entrees arrived before our bottle of wine.
I looked at my mothers halibut. It was barely a quarter inch thick piece of fish looking questionably edible - I crossed my fingers and hoped it tasted better than it looked. She couldn't cut it. It was tough. I watched her struggle to cut a piece of fish and watched in awe and embarrassment at having chosen this dish for her. I asked to taste it. As a chef, i was confused how such a thin piece of fish could be this chewy, tough, and completely inedible. The "crispy" leeks were stringy and couldn't be broken down no matter how long they were chewed on. I tried my mothers brown butter parmesan gnocchi - It was flavorless and horribly chewy - a clear sign of the overworking of the dough. The only component that was worthy of being on the plate was the pea hummus. It was perfectly seasoned and delicious. Cost $42!!!!!!!!!!!
I looked down at my two tiny pieces of dry duck breast. I tried to cut a piece to find it was rubbery and had sinew so thick I struggled to cut through it. It had the consistency of bubble gum and the only reason I could force myself to eat it was because the flavor itself was quite good. Just enough smoke. And the seasoning was on point. The cabbage served alongside it was completely tasteless and had no purpose on the plate. The figs were inedible - dried beyond recognition or flavor. ZERO SIGN of poaching. The farro was the only thing I could eat to compliment the duck breast enough to power through it. Absolutely NO sauce could be found on the plate. Cost $39
My dads short rib portion was massive. I tried his to find it a bit dry and a bit stringy and again with little to no sauce. There was only a single tiny sliver of mushroom on the entire plate, and the polenta was completely congealed - nothing creamy about it at all. The blistered tomato had no purpose on the plate and the amount of arugula in relation to the portion of meat was out of balance. But it was edible. Cost $38
In retrospect, I should've insisted it was all sent back and remade. But i didnt. I'm sure many reading this can relate to this absolutely awkward and infuriating situation.
Despite being disappointed, we decided to try a few desserts in hopes that we could finish on a positive note. We ordered two cappuccinos and an espresso as well as the peanut butter and jelly Philo dish, and the chocolate hazelnut opera cake.
Mostly Filo, and very little to none of the delicious peanut butter jelly filling, which was complicated by mounds of dried Filo flakes, which like all our other food that evening were hard to cut through. The opera cake had a slight stale flavor, and was garnished by two pieces of what we assumed were liquor soaked cherries, which were absolutely an inedible. Our coffees arrived after our desserts were completely finished.
A truly disappointing AND EXPENSIVE meal. After tip, our bill totaled approx $385!!!!! For three people!
My search for excellent food in Huntsville will continue elsewhere.