Tiana C.
Yelp
Man, this place is the type of place I usually avoid because it seems to be the tourist spot (read: mediocre food/high prices/well trafficked area). Since I'm not from Maryland, I've been wanting to experience some MD blue crab but apparently Sunday after 6PM is not the time to find a spot for that. We took a chance here, because people seemed to be happy with the food and dissatisfied with the service, which I can deal with. They were also the only ones open serving seafood for around two hours in the way we were traveling, so we thought, f*** it, let's give it a try.
We started with the crab dip. It wasn't awful, actually a lot better than most crab dips I've had that use artificial crab, are too sweet, too thick with mayo, or whatever else. It just wasn't super flavorful. We asked what the prices for bulk hardshell crab were, but they were sold out. Something told me we should pay for the crab dip and go somewhere else, but we did not. We ordered the soft shell crab platter, opted for the fried version. The plate comes with (and I quote) two jumbo soft shell crabs- entrees are served with 2 sides. We chose the "fresh veggie of the day" and "garlic mashed potatoes." Since we came for crab, we opted for the $11.99 single crab cake add on.
LOL I'm laughing as I write this with a mix of bewilderment/frustration/amusement, recalling the plate that was served to us. Two crabs that were not bigger than my hand each, broccoli that was noticeably easy to discern as previously frozen, and mashed potatoes that looked too flat to be fresh. The crab cake didn't look to be very promising, either. My mouth confirmed all of these things. The crab was mushy- I think it was probably on its last legs (hehehe- get it? Ok). The broccoli was definitely frozen and not the kind that was chopped & recently frozen, but arrived at the restaurant that way. Watery and no flavor. The potatoes were just a straight up insult. There's no way they didn't come out of a box. I've had better mashed potatoes at any fast food chicken joint. They were completely devoid of garlic, and any flavor for that matter. You seeing a trend here? I'll leave it up to you to figure out how the crab cake measured up to all of this. We were starving, and also since we're in the service, we ate it. On a scale of military to 10, this food placed less desirable than a meal on a carrier. If you know, you know. If you don't, imagine prison food. If they serve seafood in prison, this was it.
Final insult- with the dip appetizer, soft shell entree split between the two of us, and 2 waters, the bill was $54. The waitress was SO sweet and on top of refills and just all around good, so final cost was higher. PSA, good service is good service. Don't jilt your food service staff for sh***y food if they did a good job. Anyway, nope, nope, and more nope. Absolutely would not recommend and 10/10 would rather have Taco Bell. Or water. Or nothing.