Cosmo C.
Yelp
Well, they've got the "Hall" part dialed.
In all seriousness, it's not a restaurant--it's a dining hall food court. You place an order though a web app, you pick up your own food, you throw out your own food. They do take the time to text you when your food is ready, which is nice of them. This system isn't clearly documented anywhere, but there is a QR code that you can scan that will get you pointed in the right direction.
There isn't waitstaff walking the floor, so simple tasks like finding the ketchup involve fighting for the bartender's attention. There's a single plate of condiment packets (ketchup and mustard) hidden somewhere near the food pickup area--see if you can find it! if you can get someone in the food prep area's attention and ask nicely, they can even get you mayo.
With few staff walking around, thing stay messy longer, and are generally less regulated. Children, especially, seem free to do whatever they want, anywhere they want. The venue was extremely loud, and while it was less loud outside, the evening sun was also hot and blinding. But again, no staff to check on conditions, set up umbrellas, move tables to the shade, etc.
The food was meh. I got the Chipotle burger and fries with a gluten-free bun (I have celiac). It is nice that the web app had specific options to select for "gluten allergy" but the same web app would also not let me select a cheese option other than "no cheese". Instead, I wrote a note saying "yes, please put cheese on this" ("torched havarti" is listed in the description of the burger). Cheese was indeed provided, but both the burger and the fries were lukewarm when I was texted to retrieve them. Everything is served in a cardboard box that becomes grease-stained and un-recycleable the second it's used.
The burger was quite bland, and I did not feel like the sous vide burger prep was good. The default medium rare option seems limiting, and what I got definitely wasn't that--dry and gray in some places, cold and red in others. The patty was a bit misshappen so that might have had something to do with it. Again, with no staff, no real way to send it back.
Surprisingly, the gluten-free bun was actually solid. The dollar up-charge seemed gratuitous, though on the whole it's not massively out of scale with burger offerings in the same market niche, though the quality is lower. The fries were unremarkable.
I had arrived at dinner planning to get a drink, but they do not document the process. Apparently you have to go to a person to fill up a card, which I might not have done anyway as I don't tend to do transactions in Itchy and Scratchy money. Still, I would have put this information the web app that everyone has to use, especially if you searched for something like "wine" but alas--that functionality does not exist.
There is even a card of mixed drinks on the table, and yet it contains no clear documentation about how to place a drink order. Oh, and there's a message on the drinks menu that says "inform your server of food allergies" which is like 1) lol, what server and 2) the bar had no idea if which mixers might/might not have gluten when I asked.
TLDR, it's a loud, pricier, gentrified version of McDonalds with alcohol and marginally better food where you can let you kids run around without repercussion. If that's your thing, this is your place. If it's not, dine elsewhere.