Crazy Horse Paris

If someone asked me what will you remember about Paris? I'd say Crazy Horse Paris. Modern and Fun Burlesque performed by talented and beautiful professional dancers. Incredible sound and light engineering that's beautifully choreographed throughout the show. From start to finish, you will thoroughly enjoy it. Worth every dollar. Huge credit to all involved. Suitable for couples, and friends. ( I personally wouldn't recommend for families or with kids) Highly recommended.

Loved it, more spacious than the moulin rouge, and show was much better. Loved the use of lighting and projection on the girls, and loved the comedy parts of it. Easy to understand in both french and English, and main host was great and mingled with the crowd and made everyone feel involved. Better to take the drink package when booking as a bottle of wine is a minimum of 85 euros, and a glass is a minimum of 20 euros. Lovely clean toilets, attentive staff, lovely girls. Definitely a must if you're in Paris.

Stylish, sensual, and uniquely Parisian Crazy Horse Paris is an unforgettable experience—artful, seductive, and beautifully choreographed from start to finish. The performers are incredibly talented, combining elegance, athleticism, and precision in a way that’s both glamorous and tasteful. It’s not just a cabaret; it’s a true celebration of femininity and performance art. The venue itself is intimate and chic, with dramatic lighting and a luxurious feel that adds to the atmosphere. Every detail, from the music to the visuals, is polished and meticulously crafted. It’s definitely more on the artistic and avant-garde side compared to other Paris cabarets like Moulin Rouge or Lido, which I appreciated. It felt modern yet still steeped in classic Parisian cabaret tradition. A bit pricey for some, but well worth it for a special night out. If you’re looking for something stylish, bold, and unmistakably Parisian—Crazy Horse is the place

What an amazing show! It’s a great mix of crazy, seduction and fun. The show mid way had a beat boxer come on and invited audience members on stage. You’re not supposed to film inside so no clips but trust me when I say it just draws you in. The music and the dances are paired so well within this intimate setting. You can also opt for champagne when you buy your ticket and it was pretty good champagne so I do recommend.

Really great night out, something a little different and very french. Adults of all age were there to enjoy themselves which was lovely to see 💋 The Eiffel Tower literally a 10minute walk from The Crazy Horse venue 🗼

Intimate venue providing an artistic and sensual experience to the traditional cabaret. I enjoyed the girls and the male contortionist/body popper act as well as the warm up act. If you want the better seats I recommend paying for the champagne ticket grouping. However, I did not do this and still had decent seating. You can not take photos or videos once the show starts but I am including a video preview I captured from the lobby in this review to give you an idea of what to expect. Highly recommend if you enjoy shows that provide more of an artistic direction with an "adult" experience.

We went to Crazy Horse last night and it far exceeded expectations. I’ll admit—I was a bit hesitant at first. I wasn’t sure how couple-friendly it would be since it leans more provocative than the traditional cabaret. But let me say this: it was not only tasteful, it was mesmerizing. The performers are incredibly talented—every number is choreographed with precision, elegance, and creativity. The lighting and visual effects alone are worth seeing. And just when you think the show is all about sultry sophistication, a male performer comes on and absolutely steals the stage with comedic genius. He had the entire room howling with laughter—I was literally in tears. It was the perfect blend of art, humor, and boldness. A night out we won’t forget. Whether you're a couple, a group of friends, or just looking for something uniquely Parisian, Crazy Horse is 100% worth it.

Bought tickets to this awesome place months before my trip to Paris. Show starts at 8:00pm but preshow starts around 7:30pm. Ticket price comes with a bottle of champagne and some light bites. Show was around 1.5hours from start to finish. We totally enjoyed the whole experience.

Fun experience for my last night in Paris. I went solo and was seated next to another solo person. Very fun experience.

If you're wanting to go to a burlesque show, this is the one. Atmosphere is very sexy and the show is a ton of fun. The dancers and shows switch nightly, so you'll never know what to expect. Be prepared to have fun, spend some money (drinks are a little pricey), and have a great night!

Really fun show to see if you are a tourist visiting Paris! We enjoyed a nice dinner around the corner and then saw the late show. We got the seats near the stage with champagne which I would recommend. The only strange thing is there was a medical emergency mid show and they hardly batted an eye while this poor person was being escorted out for medical treatment in the pitch black with music blaring. Overall the show was entertaining and worth seeing.

The good? Really unique and incredible experience. The acts were phenomenal. Here's the bad. The girl at coatcheck was INCREDIBLY rude. They force you to check coats/jackets, unless you plan to wear them throughout the show (you're not allowed to place it on the back of your seat). Totally fine and something they can put on a sign to manage the line. If I'm not checking my coat, why should I wait in that line? But, because there's no communication, the girl at coatcheck was getting agitated when people were leaving the line. Weird way to welcome people to an experience they paid over $100 a ticket for. They also only let you buy two tickets online, but we were a group of 4, so we asked to be sat together when we arrived. The house manager was able to accommodate us, but said "next time call us." Maybe let people buy more than two tickets? Maybe communicate this on your website? Finally, there are so many rules on when to get there, what to wear, etc. Yet, a lot of audience members didn't abide by this. Why all the rules then? Oh, fair warning that drinks are very pricey, although the service is lovely. I probably wouldn't go back because the entire experience is quite expensive, but it's definitely a must-watch show in Paris.

I've seen this show in the states but had to of course check out it's birth place & original home. We got tickets ahead & arrived with enough time to get settle, we got our champagne & also got the cheese plate to pick on it was not bad they don't offer many food options. Once the show starts u are glued to watching the ladies.. they are very talented with the acrobats, dancing & singing it was a nice & enjoyable show. U can see the wall of fame of previous celebs who have done the show which is cool to read. They have a gift shop area some fun stuff to spice up your life. Overall it was a fun & enjoyable show.

My friends and I went to Le Crazy Horse during a Paris trip last month, and it was a really fun night out, a fantastic cabaret with dazzling acts and high production value. We opted to buy tickets that came with half-bottles of champagne and that was the correct choice. Nothing like some bubbly wine to make you feel festive instead of pervy while you watch nude dancing girls! girls! girls! We were told to arrive early to ensure decent seating, but we arrived just in time to check our coats and use the bathroom, and we got great seats in the second or third row. The emcee was a flamboyantly dressed man who approached his role with delight, and he was right next to us while he did his introduction. The venue was kitschy and over the top, with lips and breasts incorporated into the decor. The seats were comfortable and loungey, and we had a small table to hold our three glasses and an ice bucket with a bottle and half-bottle of champagne. The show was a genuine spectacle, with twenty remarkable numbers with distinctive music, choreography, and lighting. There were several exuberant group numbers, as well as solos and duets highlighting different performers. A couple of middle-aged men came in as the night's guest act. They were talented jugglers who did a comic, acrobatic strip dance but did not have the Magic Mike physique. The burlesque dancers were beautiful and performed almost naked like 70% of the time. Speaking as a straight woman, I found the nudity aesthetically appealing but not especially sexual. The vibe was very tongue-in-cheek ooh-la-la than and there was an intentional uniformity to the performers' bodies, as well as their wigs and make-up, that blurred their individuality and put the focus on their movements and artistry. I saw all these women without their clothes on, and I doubt I could've recognized any of them on the street a minute after the cabaret. The performers also had drag queen-like stage names that must help protect their privacy. Now that I think about it, the whole cabaret was more like a drag show than anything else I've seen, with talented performers disappearing into their personas. Everything, by the way, was in English, and it seemed like most of the crowd was American. Le Crazy Horse has a strong reputation in the States and has entertained many international celebrities over the years, all of their named listed on plaques on a prominent wall (we remain curious about the famous visitor with the mononym "Dave"). We still had a little champagne left at the end of the show, and we were able to finish it at the little bar area. We then visited the gift shop on the way out, where my friends bought a couple of cute souvenirs. We also wanted a picture in the lobby, and the staff was super friendly and indulged us with a whole mini photo shoot. Le Crazy Horse is probably not for everyone, but my friends and I were impressed and had a splendid time. If you aren't easily scandalized and enjoy some extravagant theater, check out this world-famous cabaret next time you're in Paris.

Really fun and unique experience. The dancers are beautiful and precise. The lighting techniques are really what make this show super special and set it apart from other burlesque style shows. At times you almost forget they're 99% nude. Honestly felt very tasteful and classy for a burlesque performance. Just as it should be. Bravo! Our package included a bottle of champagne or 2 drinks each which was perfect for us. Thoroughly enjoyed and would recommend.

AMAZING! This cabaret is truly something special! The venue is luxurious and much more intimate than other cabarets. The acts were incredible and so creative. The also had a special guest that was a beat boxer, which we weren't expecting, but it was such an interesting addition! This was definitely one of our favorite things we did in Paris, and would highly recommend it!!

I would recommend this show to a select few. It's not for everyone and likely, not for most. To appreciate the presentation, one must be prepared to immerse oneself in the history of the cabaret as art. There are highlights and low lights to the show and, all of it is intentional. The show is not audacious nor is it lewd or lascivious. It is simply art and the performers are strokes of paint on a canvas. Leave your 21 century baggage at the door and go along on a journey through the history of the arts of sound and light and imagery.

This is a MUST skip. Like, please stop supporting the people that run this place. The biggest disappointment and worse service of my entire Paris trip. It's been weeks and we're still talking about the shitshow that befell us here. I'm going to try for a refund. The wait staff was so rude & a "friend of the dancers" who showed up late and was forcibly sat with our party, trying to hit on us & magically appeared at the next bar we escaped to, was so creepy it nearly ruined our trip but suffice it to say, if you really want the experience go to Moulin Rouge.

Amazing experience. Not for everyone I'm sure. It still. Great experience. For sure it's a novelty and a must if you come to Paris. Great way to appreciate cabaret. I found it interactive and fun. I also got the Champaign package which I think is a must. You have to check in your coat and while I was hesitant to do so, I did. I didn't want to go through the wait of locking it up and possible damage to my coat. But it was smooth and effortless. The dancing and art behind it was top notch. These dancers really get into it and it shown in the expressive dance they do. Amazing experience.

Was amazing except they have a guy act! Have cabarets gone woke now too? I feel ripped off. Great production classic looking place, ruined by adding a guy act with a weak dance/comedy routine.

Great crowd, host and dancers! Staff was very mindful to not get in the way of the show, even when taking orders and dealing with the drinks. everyone was respect of the rules too! Cant say I wasn't surprised about the lack of diversity in the bodies but loved the performances none the less!

Tremendous show, very professional and clean. The dancers were amazing, great choreography, fun crowd. Truly a lost art form. If you're going to Paris, do not miss the show.

A-mazing! We came to this show many, many moons ago. On a recent trip back to Paris we had the time and thought we would check it out once more. Fantastic! It seemed better than we recalled. There was a loving MC with a wonderful voice and such a cheeky little vibe... he was quite good. All the ladies were immaculately adorned with minimal pieces and lighting. I don't think I have ever seen another show quite as tastefully done as this. Some other places feel sexual and gaudy but there is a true feminine sensuality that comes across with this show (even though the ladies wear pretty much nothing). They also added and Q&A section with one of the dancers and I think this is a really interesting addition because it humanizes the goddess you just previously watched and you understand how much work is put into the show and how much the ladies truly work. I will be back again and I am sure...I will be wowed again.

This was a fun, kitchy, classy and well done show. The choreography is well done and the dancers were all beautiful. Not raunchy at all, very creative way they showcase the women. Staff was fantastic as well.

Very unique and different show. I definitely enjoyed it! It's a bit pricey, around $145 for the 1.5 hour show and a small bottle of champagne, but it's definitely worth going, if you've never been! There are some slower parts but the rest makes up for it. I don't want to write too much to give it away... a topless burlesque, is how I'd put it simply. The girls were great dancers and it's a cozy atmosphere!

Such a fun place for an outing. Super entertaining in a comfortable setting. Not overly sexual or risqué at all -- great fun for adults.

Le crazy horse is a Parisian cabaret with female dancers doing acrobatic steps and nude art performances. Sensual and artistic silly and chic. Never raunchy. Location- 12 avenue George v Paris France Entrance and interior- Red all over .. the outside a huge statue with sparkling red lips. Inside red with dark lights all over. Inside big but cozy. Cushiony red seats with little tables in between. Sections for parties of 2,3 and more. Every angle in the audience has a great view of stage. Gold female statue on the left. Show and dancers- totally crazy was the theme I saw. The dancers were all beautiful and flexible. Yes they were classy, you can tell they took classical dance. There were silly numbers but the dance remained an art. I would describe the performances as abstract dancing in nude. The show caters to adults only. Do not bring kids! I won't give away any details, but take crazy horse is definitely a must see!

The MC had a beautiful voice, and we really enjoyed listening to her sing. However, the dancing routines could've used a lot of work. The women lip-synched all the songs. And frankly, I thought it was a bit boring. I was looking forward to it ending. I don't understand how we were seated as we got there very early and they put us in the back. We were thinking that was maybe because we didn't buy their champagne. There was one guy in the show and you would think that they would bring on a male dancer who danced topless like the women. Like Magic Mike. However, it was a gentleman who was double jointed, and i found it really hard to watch him move all his appendages around and around. It was very warm inside so you don't need a sweater. I really do not recommend the show.

I looooved this show. I wasn't sure what to expect, so admittedly my expectations were not super high, but I thought the whole show was sexy, creative, and fun. We had a bottle of champs to go with the entertainment which was just perfect. It's an intimate vibe and lots of fun. Highly recommend.

So much fun!! Such a great show and high energy. The girls were gorgeous and fantastic! Definitely worth a visit

Lovely, lovely ladies up front really helped me out. I was on the phone with baggage claims because the airport had lost luggage and reasonably upset, Crazy Horse immediately changed my time to a later time that I could make and were very sweet. They mentioned something about a bonus but I didn't really understand what they meant until they brought me to sit right up front! what a lovely end to a horrible day. Once you enter, there's a reception to the left where you check in. Then you enter straight ahead down some stairs with lovely decor. At the bottom of the stairs to the left there's a boutique where you can buy various items. These range from BDSM paraphernalia to crazy horse replica wigs (shoulder length, straight w/ bangs in various colors), postcards, shirts, tote bags, etc. I bought a tote bag for I believe 20 euros and a postcard for I believe less than 5 euros. The tote bag is incredibly durable and cute. The front has a print of a generic crazy girl's face, then the back has the back of the head with the iconic haircut. Past the boutique there's a coat check. They'll give you a small square with a number on it to retrieve your coat when you return. Past the coat check to the right there's a small waiting area with instagram opportunities where you wait. For some reason none of the patrons formed a line - they sort of just stood in a giant crowd. Perhaps it would be nice to have someone there, or maybe some stanchion posts to keep people ordered although there isn't much space for that. At the end of the crowd/line there's a man who assigns your seat. He's a lovely singer! I believe there are 2 seats together throughout the space. It's a reasonably small space so I think everywhere you sit you'd get a good view just like the website says. Between the two seats you're sitting in, there's a small table with a menu and a container of ice where you might place any wine you purchase. No one, however, came to take my order. Perhaps it's necessary to flag down? It was alright for me b/c the prices were (of course) inflated and I decided not to order anything while inside the theater. While you wait, there's a man who walks around singing and entertaining and gives some announcements. Also, a photographer will come around and take photos. Later they'll come by during intermission with a copy of your photo (very large, nearly 8x10") and ask you to purchase for 10 euros. If you want a digital copy as well that's 20 euros. The show itself is magical - it's easy to see why it's lasted so long and why Beyonce shot a music video here. Well worth the price, I'd say. There are I believe 12 women in the show - there are several types of numbers where all women are present and dancing, and others where someone will come out solo, and still others where only a few will come out. There is music with each number and the ladies will often pretend to sing the lyrics to make it seem more realistic. There are some cheesy numbers where it's mostly just for showing off the body, but there are also some very difficult ones - like Cirque du Soleil with lingerie. There's also one number with 2 men who juggle while stripping although they were nowhere near as attractive as the women on the show. The numbers have a lot of interesting props which make things visually stunning including lighting, mirrors, rotating platforms, swings, etc. In my opinion the show gets better as it goes on. Crazy Horse is just outside the Eiffel Tower. I recommend eating/drinking before you come and trying to avoid eating/drinking in the vicinity as it will be very expensive. Also, uber pool is very cheap in Paris so I'd recommend that as a method of transportation - especially if you're going to the 11pm show, it might be safer than the metro. If you have metro tickets this will work nicely as well.

This place is very artistic but it is definitely not for children. We went with a group but this is not my thing.

Fun show for adults, and amazing technology and lighting. Definitely get a champagne seat; otherwise you'll be too far away. Plus, the champagne makes it more fun!

Went to see this cabaret show in Paris a couple of weekends ago. The process of getting in and getting seated is cumbersome. They have you corralled into the lobby on top of each other while you check in and then finally get escorted to a seat. Inside the place looks nice. Servers come around as well as photographers. I did not get anything when we first got there, but when they had a short intermission, I tried to get a water when I finally got a hold of a server and he never brought it to me. I ended up having to go to the bar on the next break to ask for one. As for the show, it was good. The women are beautiful and very talented, but it was a little on the slow side... which didn't help since this show didn't even start till 11:45pm. So by the time we left at 1:30am, we were exhausted! All in all... decent show, but it is pricey. Not sure how it compares with the other cabaret shows.

10 minutes into the show (cost of 400euros for two VIP seats) a mouse crawled up my arm! A minute later it crawled up my leg. A manager was called to the table immediately. He searched the area with a flashlight and offered another seat. I said I would accept when there was an opportunity to move without disrupting others. 10 minutes later another patron in my row experienced the same situation without the mouse being found. 5 minutes after the guests beside me left abruptly. Within 10 minutes more the mouse returned and crawled across my body. It was a small grey mouse that my daughter saw clearly. We immediately left our seats and told manager Olivier that we were leaving and would like a refund. He kindly apologized saying they were aware of the rodents in the establishment but hadn't been able to resolve this with extermination. He offered a bottle of champagne or another seat and said I could complain via email to request a refund. I declined the champagne and departed immediately. I notified my credit card company and they agreed the charge should be removed. Definitely NOT worth 400euros and definitely not a VIP treatment!

The best cabaret in Paris, hands down! The choreography is stunning, and it was very classy and well done! The staff were really friendly, and the venue itself is gorgeous. I couldn't recommend this show enough, and will be telling all my friends to go whenever they're in Paris! :)

Big let down. The reviews we read did NOT live up to the performances. Ironically the best performance was given by the 'Michael Jackson' impersonator. Don't waste your money. Go to Moulin Rouge.

V I S I T Crazy Horse was the cherry on top of my utterly perfect twenty-second birthday in Paris. The show was magical, the girls were angelic ( the strip tease moi number is something I'm still dreaming about.) my god... Sipping the house champagne was like tasting the stars. I don't know how else to put into words what an unforgettable night crazy horse has given me, all I know is that if you visit Paris and don's stop by crazy horse, you're doing it wrong.

I was fortunate enough to see Dita von Teese perform at the Crazy Horse when I visited Paris for Spring Break 2016. The tickets came with a bottle of champagne with a special Dita label. Unsure if this often the case with other Crazy Horse shows. It was a neat inclusion but wish it had been optional because I don't drink often, hated to waste it, and would prefer to save the money. Overall though, the venue is very nice. Deep red curtains and seats and other dark tones of black throughout the room to set the mood. There may have been a candle on the table, but I could also just be creating a false memory, but that's the kind of vibe I remember having. I would suggest dressing up for it. I would say the it's nicer than casual wear. I work an all black outfit, so it was passable, but casual. I saw other people and couples dressed to the nines and wish I had done the same. I was very sick during this time though so I had no desire to put effort into getting ready for the evening. The dancers had ridiculously small bodies. I wouldn't say fit per se, although I'm sure they are, but I would just say they are thin/skinny. Perhaps this is the American and Mexican in me but I prefer girls with more curves. While I did find the dancers talented, fun, and attracted it would be cool to see a more diverse cast in size and skin tone.

Best choice I made on vacation!! It's amazing! Worth every penny. The venue is small so every seat is a good one. I suggest getting the tickets with champagne. I will definitely go every time I'm in Paris

Checked out the original crazy horse Paris and it was beautiful, sexy and, oohlala. No wonder it has been around forever!! The show was fantastic and the service decent. Everything else seems to gouge tourists. Bought discount tickets for a Monday night to help with the price. They offer food packages but the math in them didn't seem worth it. Drinks are overpriced as well. Same for souvenirs. Some worth their price most not. Follow me on IG @lanisgrl

5 stars is simply not enough. The show is exceptional in its use of the human body as a canvas to stimulate the audiences' minds in a psychedelic and seductive experience. In its 90 minutes of mesmerizing entertainment, the show offers class, nostalgia and choreography that has gone to great lengths to showcase the talents of each performer. The acts are varied and diverse: there is a tap dance routine halfway through the show which cools things off, and kept me from having to change my underwear. Overall, an absolute must see if you find yourself in Paris, great for any occasion. Fun for the whole family.

A potentially charming show plagued by awful quality audio and an unauthentic old-fashioned appeal. The core allure of Crazy Horse are the women. Their bodies are the very definition of perfection, but unfortunately that's the best part. The nudity is handled far more tastefully than a strip club but the cost of admission implies more of a show. About half of the skit routines are actually interesting, but almost all of them are ruined by the inexcusably poor audio. Not so much due to low quality speakers, although the base and trebel we're quite lacking, but moreso by the old fashioned, poorly mastered music selection. To make matters far worse, the women lip sing to the music which is baffling since not a single person is being fooled even a little and it makes the performance cheap. I would assume the show aims to be light hearted and playful with tones of seduction and desire to some extent, however some of the girls are not fully comfortable on stage, while others are rigid and serious about performing their parts. The result makes you feel awkward since there's clearly no desire, and the last thing the girls want is to seduce anyone. Others move so sternly that it's rather pointless for any nudity at all. In a time when being original is a challenge, they do have several original and interesting elements, but the terrible audio and middle school stage presence of it all destroys any semblance of escape from reality or entertainment. All in all, the show was less than mediocre and not worth the duration of time invested. The old fashioned appeal wouldn't even satisfiy those that may be attracted to that era. It's a shame that they have great ingredients, but are unable to produce an entertaining show. Don't waste your time, just go to a strip club. It'll probably be quicker, cheaper and more satisfying.

AMAZING!!!! So beautiful. I've been wanting to come to crazy horse paris since I was about 5. Finally, it happened. It's such a unique show. The first ever burlesque show and it's absolutely wonderful. Definitely a must see I would not leave paris without seeing it.

I loved the use of lighting, mirrors and set pieces. The canvas, as you must know, are 98% naked women. I don't know if it's my American conservatism, but I didn't find the perky breasts as cast members as adding a lot of value to the show. There were fun themes in the various vignettes, of course some better than others, but the nudity seems almost gratuitous and didn't add to my enjoyment of the show. The women were beautiful "perfect" model type specimens to be sure, but I would've preferred more diversity of body type. The warm-up act--a spunky, zaftig, vintage-like doll and her campy, fun, gay counterpart--made me think there would be an array of personality and body types, but that was soon dashed. Other than the one black dancer, the uniformity was impressive-- all the women were same height, smile and cup size. I was left wondering what the appeal is overall for this type place. I'm glad I went-- and certainly, if you need more t & a in your life, this is a great place to get it. If you have a propensity to negatively judge your (female) body against other women, this may not be a wise way to spend 90 minutes.

After watching Beyoncé's video (Partition) I had amazingly high expectations for this place... Pros: (1)You can say you went to Crazy Horse in Paris. (2) It was a nice atmosphere inside, and is in a great location (you are close to the Eiffel Tower) Cons: (1)The place is very overpriced. You pay €20 for a beer & €15 for a can of redbull after paying like €100 to get inside. (2)The show was just ok. It was classy. Not steamy or erotic. I don't know how, but they managed to make a stage of naked girls seem more like art than sex appeal. My suggestion? Just watch Partition on repeat for an hour and a half. You'll be more turned on, and less broke. Lol

Was given a great seat. The artistry of the show was excellent. Some of the best dancers I've seen in a night club setting in awhile. It would have been nice to get the audience liquored up before the show started but the show itself was beautiful. Not too long. I'd definitely come back to see my favorite dancer #CandyStLouis !!!

Had a wonderful time. We got a nice package that came with a meal, two bottles of wine and a bottle of Champagne. And the girls were pretty.

Forgot to review! Always great to see a legendary show and/or place. But, if you're in Paris, and can only see one show, go to Moulin Rouge. These girls are gorgeous and sexy and everything but it's not the production you want it to be. Always, it's quite similar to the remake that was in Vegas, so if you've seen that once they are the same numbers. Almost gave it three stars but it wasn't bad, just not great.

This was a performance comprised of a series of strip tease scenarios - sometimes solo, sometimes as a group. There was no real story or prevailing motif. Just one song with a sexy dance performance after another. The production was really fantastic - the use of light was artfully done, the choreography delightful, and the music choices splendid (but, unfortunately, none of the performers sang - they all lip-synced). The environment was sultry - red upholstery, very dimly lit, velour love-seats for couples to enjoy champagne while getting cozy. After what I was hoping would be a sexy evening with my husband, I must say, I was disappointed. The French need to get with the times. Or rather, the writers/choreographers/hiring staff at Crazy Horse need to get with the times. There were eleven female performers in the cabaret who looked exactly the same. It was freaky. They were all white, with colored eyes, probably around 5'10"-6'0" tall, with the same body types. They looked like robotic models straight out of a Karl Lagerfeld fashion show. It was like watching clones do a dance performance. It wasn't hot - it was straight up weird. And there was nothing but sexy dance moves, until a male contortionist appeared haphazardly during the middle of the show for some comic relief and cringe-inducing contortionist movements. This seemed to be thrown in there to add some theatrical variety which the dance performances lacked. I much prefer when a performance can provoke a variety of emotions from the viewers, but the dance performances themselves didn't elicit much from me besides my gaze. Unfortunately, I also felt there wasn't much interaction with the audience (besides the occasional kiss blown or finger pointed). It wasn't particularly engaging or memorable, as I'd hoped. I really think this show would benefit from having a variety of appearances and personalities in the performers. Some real singing instead of lip-syncing would be nice too. I would have liked there to be some comic relief from the women instead of the token man. Don't get your hopes up that this will be a sexy show - it's more of an artistic performance. If that's what you want then it'll be worth your money.

The archetypal strip club with gorgeous girls and effortless service. A bottle of champagne on ice awaits each couple (and a surprisingly high proportion of the clientele are women) but the velvet banquettes are a little cramped and they pack them in (standing room only at the back). The show is beautifully and artistically choreographed but ultimately a little sterile; the biggest applause came for a pair of twin male tap dancers. But if it's your thing, this is probably the classiest show around (though I don't know Vegas....). Video link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rU_Q9LRBi4

There was nothing crazy about "Le Crazy Horse". I was looking forward to attending what I assumed would be the ultimate Paris burlesque show experience, but I was extremely let down. To start, the women were all pretty much clones of each other. No one was bigger than a B cup, almost none of them had any booties, they were primarily tall, and white(2 darker skinned possibly Black or Latino women). I was expecting some beautiful diversity and all I received was blandness. The women were talented, but I almost fell asleep during the majority of the show. You know somethings wrong if the biggest applause for the night was due to the tap dancing twins act. That woke me up out of my boredom coma, as soon they left the regular show continued and I was placed on life support again. For the extraordinarily high price this place was not worth it. Maybe they need to look up what burlesque means...

We absolutely loved our experience here! It was original and fun and some times silly! Their champagne is delicious as well... may be a touristy novelty but really most things in Paris are these days so Definitely recommend !

***Amazing. Must see show while in Paris. As other reviewers noted, recommend to dress up for this show. We got higher end tickets with a bottle of champagne. I feel every seat has a great view but the ones closer to the stage are worth it. Entertainment - 5 stars. The performers are amazing and talented. The movement and dance all uniform and beautifully artistic. I appreciate the producers/developers uniformity in look. Ambiance/Appeal - 5 stars: The performers, attention to detail, costumes are beautifully done. The attention to detail is stunning. The venue itself is in a deep red and nicely setup to where you don't feel crowded even though you might be sitting fairly close to strangers. *Fun fact/Side note: all performers where custom Louboutin's through the show's entirety.

Saw the show with my husband while on holiday. He's been to Moulin Rouge before and didn't think this could be that different, plus it was a little cheaper (didn't get any drinks or champagne), so that decided it. His thoughts: Mr. Fantastic was the only thing that separated this show from a strip club (minus this stripping because they always came out already topless). The dancers did their best, but the show seemed like it could use some new life breathed into it. My thoughts: I get that they were going for a more artsy thing, and I thought the dancers did a great job (go rope girl!) and loved Mr. Fantastic, but I found myself counting down the numbers that were left. Would have enjoyed more body and racial diversity. All in all: New experience. It was pretty. Not worth the money for what you get.

The show wasn't as cheesy as I thought it was going to be. Although the opening act is super cheesy, it got better after that. My hubby and I did the dinner & show package and chose Chez André which turned out to be awesome!! It's pricey but it ended up being worth it.

Cool, intimate place with beautiful and talented dancers and creative lighting effects. It was very special to have Dita Von Teese guest starring during my visit.