Amanda I.
Yelp
I decided to try the place, despite Global Village down the street being my go-to coffee place on Hillsborough, having driven by it after work for the past two years and never going in, and hearing horror stories about the place (boyfriend used to work there). Yeah, he was right.
As soon as I get to the front door and walk in, there are signs everywhere with rules of what you can and can't do while you're there. I get the whole anti-loitering aspect and not bringing in outside food, but the way it was posted everywhere like a community pool posts "No Diving" signs was a bit unnerving and not welcoming, to say the least. In all-caps at the top of the largest poster they have (at the front door), it states "THIS IS NOT A LIBRARY!" and similar sentiments. It was to the point that I was afraid to look around the establishment without being told I was loitering or being too observant. When my friend went to the bathroom (which I was surprised was open, because there were signs everywhere stating that bathrooms are sacred and only for paying customers), I was afraid I'd be asked to leave as soon as my cup went dry.
Speaking of the coffee, it's decent, but I've had more flavorful coffee in other places. I ordered a Chocolate Joe Juice (which they insisted on correcting and calling a Mocha Joe, even though it says Chocolate Joe Juice on the flipping menu) with a Caramel Italian shot. It's about what I expected, but nothing too spectacular or mind-blowing.
The baristas aren't above aggressive sales tactics, but I did feel like I was being rushed to order my beverage, even though my friend and I were the only ones in line at the time. As I looked over the menu at all the drink choices, they kept spouting off drinks in a manner that suggested I didn't know what I like. When I casually said, "Let me take a look at the lattes you have," one barista responded with, "The fruit smoothies are good, too. Did you want a fruit smoothie, instead?" I'm not sure about the rest of you, but suggesting different products other than what I've indicated I plan to purchase is a retail pet peeve of mine.
I had a better experience looking at the people sitting outside during rush hour. It's certainly not the place you'd want to visit if you're looking for a welcoming hangout with tasty coffee and a lack of snarls; maybe I don't fit the bill for the clothing style or level of pretentiousness they're looking for. However, if you're a nonconformist masochist and enjoy a haunting environment with delicately-flavored coffee and like to leave as soon as you finish your drink, this is the place for you.