Kai B.
Yelp
The moment this sandwich entered my face orifice I could feel the hours of Dickensian toil at my work from home sweatshop washing away.
One bite of these sandwiches leaves you asking, "please sir... can I have some more?"
In fact, after eating here, the pope and God are considering amending the Lord's Prayer to read, "give us this day our daily sandwich." His flavor will was done on earth as it is in heaven with the Caprese sandwich!
Christians, Muslims, Jews and Gentiles all agree that the pilgrimage to Curtis Park will release you from your past late night sandwich sins. Most respected theologians believe that the Buddha was skinny before he found out about this place.
In fact, the right and honorable, Dr. Anthony Fauci is currently investigating these sandwiches as a cure for people who have lost their taste due to COVID-19.
My dog has chimed in to say rrrrrr rrrafffff raf rag raf, truly high praise, although he is not picky. Interestingly he is not the only dog who gives Curtis two paws up. Snoop dog is quoted as saying, "whenever I'm a mile high I want some Curtis to the dome!"
A fair warning to would be munchers and munchies; the French sandwich quickly surrenders to your mouth (as is to be expected) but the mustard, much like the actions taken by allied forces leading up to the catastrophe of Dunkirk, was too little too late.
Dear reader I leave you with this thought, the Curtis Park Delicatessen is not only the best sandwich shop located between my house and my friend Ed's house, it is also the only sandwich shop located between my house and my friend Ed's house. With that, dear reader, I bid you adieu.
Munch on you munchy bunch!