Jason J.
Yelp
*Custom Burger? More like Can't Be Bothered Burger. My experience here was a disaster. The whole experience was uncomfortable, infuriating, and regrettable.
I politely asked the grill chef to make my fries crispy--nothing revolutionary, just a basic tweak for a snack I was actually looking forward to. He shrugged and said, "The lady in the back always makes them crispy." Spoiler: she does not. Apparently, no one here is remotely friendly or invested in their job, though they're fully committed to prompting the customer to fill out a tip screen. What a joke!
When my food finally came out, guess what? No fries. I mentioned this to the chef again, who muttered something about them "coming from the back." Spoiler #2: THEY DON'T MAGICALLY APPEAR FROM THE BACK. After five minutes of watching him stand there doing nothing, he finally realized he was, in fact, the keeper of my missing fries.
After getting my fries, I went to sit down and discovered that the burger wasn't just wrong--it was a Frankenburger monster of culinary errors. Instead of the custom creation I ordered (patty, lettuce, onion rings, bbq sauce, no cheese), I was presented with a soggy mess drenched in some abomination of wet BBQ pork. It was as if he actively tried to figure out how to make the worst possible burger, then slapped it on a plate and sent it my way.
I didn't even bother complaining because waiting another 15 minutes in the smoke-filled waiting area for a replacement wasn't worth the attitude and indifference these people exude. Avoid Custom Burger at EWR's Terminal C at all costs--unless you're in the mood for a YUGE disappointment, served with a side of zero fks given.
Disastrous culinary end to an otherwise decent trip to NY. This final experience is making me grateful to live on the west coast and be on the next direct flight out of this frigid land of attitude and grumpiness. It sucks here.