Fox E.
Yelp
If you have an Audi, Nissan or ROVER
If you come from Wilmington Delaware (or DOVER)
If you like red dude on Sesame St (GROVER)
If your hot gf just said it was OVER
Don't you worry cause you'll find anOTHER
In the meantime let tapioca be your LOVER
Before you see a girl and want to disROBE HER
Come and get a Milk Tea from DABOBA
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What to get: I love the milk tea
What not to get: The gift that keeps on giving
One of the very best Boba shops in Texas, with wonderful owners and lovely employees, especially the one girl who is a dear friend of mine. I haven't seen her since before my trips, and I miss her.
They serve excellent Maltese - I mean milk teas, not falcons - with delicious tapioca. This is one of the best chains around, and it's awesome that it's Malaysian, cuz you get a different taste here from a lot of the Taiwanese and Vietnamese Boba shops around here.
I've tried this one, as well as locations near Hobby (SE Houston) as well as Brooklyn and Chicago, and I have nothing but wonderful things to say about them, from their products to their service to their beautiful decor, and I absolutely love hanging out here as well.
In fact, I think we need a nice rap to properly describe this amazing place.
I snuck into this place cause they left the door AJAR
The glass almost hit me, could have left a SCAR
The decor was so fancy, like a RENOIR
They even had a music dude, playing GUITAR
The counter was a long one, like a BOBA BAR
And like OMC, I said, HOW BIZARRE
When it was time to leave I said AU REVOIR
And told everyone about the BOBA at DA
From the sands of Morocco and the Marrakesh BAZAAR
To the bloated billionaires playing Golf at MAR (A LAGO)
Who are so in bed with Russia you can call them TSAR
And betting 1 mil they can stay under PAR
While the hot golf girls drive the little golf CAR
And knowing Donald, she used to be an adult STAR
But from Africa to Florida, wherever you ARE
You won't get better than the BOBA at DA
So you wanna eat more White Castle than KUMAR
Talk more politics than BILL MAHER
Write better novels than JOHN LE CARRE
Bribe more FIFAs than QATAR
Be a famous drummer like RINGO STARR
Then sit around, get high, playing SITAR
And yell at Fox E like Kareem Abdul JABAR
Well first you better go and get a BOBA from DA
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So, DaBoba is probably one of the best Boba shops I've ever been to, and this location has poignant memories for me, because I found one of the most wonderful cats - who is now one of my lovely children - here in this Plaza when I was visiting this boba shop. Her/his name is Ellie. And so many other great memories.
I also was here when I found out my mother was dying, I was here when I bought the ticket to go home to England after 8 years away, I have spent a lot of time here over the past couple of years.
Also, some of the most beautiful people in Houston come here, several are friends with the owners, a couple are friends with Barbi and I (mainly Barbi, probably), so you might get lucky and see some really gorgeous people drinking Boba when you're here.
And you'll love it here, almost as much as Steve Buscemi loves being quirky.
And if you ask a Russian girl that loves Boba where to get a good Milk Tea, expect her to say "Da, Darling." Of course she's referring to DaBoba on Bellaire. What did you think she was referring to.
So if the Premier League is still corrupt with VAR
And if it looks wrong to film L.A. in NOIR
For the best Milk Tea that I've had so FAR
Come and get a BOBA here at DA
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