Larry W.
Yelp
OK, you won't admit it, but I will: I DO go to McDonalds occasionally (aka: "DacaMo" to me; dunno where I came up with that). Sometimes that $1 McDouble's just too easy to breeze through & pick up (but always needing more ketchup) & have 'em just throw it through the window.
If it's slow enough, & the "McWindowMcCashier's" throwing arm is strong enough, you don't even have to stop; they don't WANT ya to stop, really. There's a chain called "In-n-Out", but DacaMo (pron: "DACA-mo") is really the "Burger King of In & Out" (hey, that's funny!). DacaMo times EVERYTHING, even how long is required to take a (shhh, stopping right there). "Herd 'em IN, move 'em OUT!"
I'd NEVER write a review about McDonald's; efficient, but impersonal. They spend millions every year on "research" & STILL find new ways to ruin what started out as perfectly good food. THAT'S as much reviewing as they need or deserve. "OVER ONE GOOGLE SOLD!" by now, I'm sure...
I think they just opened one in Antarctica? OK, maybe not; after all, can't squeeze a Million-a-week outta THAT slab o' ice!
Not so with Dairy Queen. They ARE quick, to be sure; but the food, & people working there, have a SOUL. The employees actually SMILE at you. They say "Thank You" during your visit, & THEY MEAN IT. I don't have to apologize to THEM, for interrupting their important personal conversation, to say "Thank You" to ME, like I did at Central Market two days ago (YES, I DID; otherwise they'd have gotten through the entire transaction without ever looking/talking to me).
I can be obnoxious at times; who knew? EVERYONE, by now.
At DQ, I see families, and THEY are smiling! They're not just stuffin' some Happy Horsemeal down their kids' throats and looking sullen while doing so. No, these DQ families seem to actually be BONDING, and enjoying each others' company. What a concept!
I don't know if the vibe at DQ's BECAUSE Warren Buffet bought the Company in 1998, or if Mr. Buffett bought 'em BECAUSE he felt it too. No, I wasn't aware of Warren's ownership either, until recently.
Seriously, Warren never buys anything, regardless of whatever else he likes, unless he likes the BASIC BUSINESS MODEL. If he likes DQ, THAT should tell ya something. The best is seldom the biggest; that's because they're trying to be GOOD, not LARGE.
The reasons why I LOVE DQ are easy to list:
Great food; it has feel of "Old-Fashion-ness". I'm always torn 'tween Chicken Strip Basket (even better since last time I wuz in) or Hungr-Buster. It's food that calls to you, w/ fries way better than Ronald's! And does DacaMo have Country Gravy to dip yer fries in?
Wonderful frozen stuff! They innovated so many cold treats that some folks come only for that. My fave? French Silk Pie Blizzard, but that's not enuff; ya gotta throw in some Heath Bar!
I almost forgot you Vegans. DQ has Orange Julius (DQ bought 'em in 1987), and among their offerings are some pretty great SMOOTHIES.
Always a clean, inviting environment; I've never seen a dirty Dairy Queen in Austin or beyond. That said, Austin franchises DO stand out above the others.
And FREE Wi-Fi! Not secure network, but free.
And maybe most importantly, HAPPY EMPLOYEES, which explains all the other factors. You can tell that every one of them is happy to be there, and proud to work there. They're not faking it, either. You can try to INSTRUCT courtesy into people, but if they weren't born with that "attitude of gratitude", you can't teach it to 'em.
I pity ANYONE who's never learned the simple, easy concept of COURTESY, regardless of their station in Life. The Wealthy are the worst offenders, but I've been around long enough to know wealth doesn't create folks like that; it just AMPLIFIES their poor behavior.
Think about it: How many times do ya go through a line & have Cashier NEVER make eye contact, even once? Or even if it IS insincere, utter a "How are you today?" Too much trouble; they're just there to get paid (oblivious to the fact YOU'RE providing the money). How many times are YOU the one saying "Thank YOU" to the clerk, just to give 'em the IDEA, & they reply: "You're WELCOME?!" Thought it was s'posed to be other way around. Don't know about you, but THAT response turns me from just angry to really PISSED!
"Welcome THIS!" (Using a "visual aid" here; glad ya can't see it.)
No need to gush all over me to make me glad I stopped by; I don't want my shoes all wet. But some simple acts of appreciation are so easy to do, and they DO mean a lot, especially when they're in such short supply these days.
Ya want a Happy Box, or do ya want happy KIDS? There's something about the vibe at Dairy Queen that will drive out just a little of that Urban Blight that crept into your psyche today.
DQ's maybe easy to overlook, but please don't. I'd guess everyone reading this has been to DQ at least once?
Please go back.
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