D L.
Yelp
Summary: You'll feel like a real king/queen during and after your stay!
Only stayed for a single night with my family (3 people in 2 rooms) but what an extraordinary experience well-worth traveling to Scotland to enjoy in its own right. The direct-booking packages are outstanding deals. We got cream tea, dinner, breakfast, hydrospa facilities, and of course our stay all bundled together for less than what one would have paid for either dinner or room in any other large city. Meals and spa time/services should ideally be prebooked (can coordinate via email when they reach out) but can also discuss at check-in).
---Location: short ride from Edinburgh proper. Also accessible via train - convenient yet feels so remote in a most relaxing fashion. This is legitimately THE oldest continuously-inhabited castle in Scotland, having hosted such individuals as Oliver Cromwell and even the attendant of the late Queen Elizabeth II on her final journey from Balmoral to Holyrood Palace. While the majority of the buildings date to "merely" the 17th century (Scots are tough to impress with history...), so many lovely artifacts date from throughout its history, including original suit of armor, tapestries, tons of artwork, a throne that's just there with no fanfare but perfectly accessible for anyone to sit on, a falconry that runs through most daylight hours (right now that means get there before 3 PM!), beautiful grounds with streams and bridges. It's a large enough property to feel luxurious and expansive, but not so large that one would get lost or have trouble navigating.
---Cream Tea: at the Orangery, a relatively modern addition to the castle with massive windows. Perfect tea/coffee/cocoa, scones, butter, jams-all fresh and either homemade or locally-made. We did not order the afternoon tea proper given proximity of dinner, but our neighbors who did got beautiful towers of dainties and seemed to be munching delightedly.
---Dinner: three-course dinner PLUS cheese-course included in the package in their former converted dungeon/stables now become a beautifully intimate and comfortable venue. We were instructed to start with pre-dinner drinks and courses ordering upstairs in the luxurious Alexander Lounge to allow greater spacing among parties which was just lovely. We then enjoyed all of the courses, all made with such pride to represent the best and most delicious of Scottish fine cuisine.
---Breakfast: back at the beautiful Orangery. Delicious continental portion (FRESH-baked pastries and fresh fruits as well as yoghurts and meats) plus hot portion. I got the benedict royale to enjoy scottish smoked salmon with a perfectly-poached egg and rich hollandaise sauce over, and enjoyed every bite.
---Hydrospa: reportedly the first of its kind in Scotland. Feels like what one would find at the Mandarin Orient. Wear shorts or swimwear with luxurious bathrobes and safe, grippy slippers provided. Rex et Regina locker rooms for changing, but coed with entry. We got a reservation via phone or dropping by, so most of the time there was only my partner and myself, though it never felt crowded even when a couple of other couples joined. there is a large pool with gloriously strong jets and a water cannon that fixed my travel knots; as well as a "water bed" that was effectively a metal lounger sunken in the poor with powerful jets blasting through the lounger slats. There was a humane-temperature, Roman-style Lacona that was a dry sauna less blistering hot than is typical so that one could comfortably lie upon the ergonomic tile bench. The wet sauna next to it was hotter for those who like that. There were an array of different style "showers" eg rainforest with different lights, temperatures, and waterfall patterns. There was a nice little footbath area with stones. There were also two pleasant lounge areas, one by the pool with cool water available, and the other separate with a full array of teas/coffees/water of different temperatures as well as Walker shortbread cookies. Spa treatments are available but appears to require advance booking so we did not partake. The rooms apparently use the same spa line products so we got to enjoy longer in our own room tub.
---Rooms: elegant, discreet, and classic-appearing yet with proper modern amenities like excellent temperature control for air and water, comfortable mattresses, towel warming racks, kettle for tea with nice luxury amenities included.