Mary R.
Yelp
Anyone who shops regularly on the Sac Mexican economy already knows--some store owners are jerks but you put up with it to get the good stuff, and sometimes the good stuff is mixed in with the bad stuff, but just buy the good stuff. Go ahead, try to think of a Mexican owned, Mexican serving business that isn't like this. (I'm not even gonna bother waiting--you can't.)
We come here to get exactly what we know is good when it's good--conchas and lemon muffins on Tuesdays-Saturdays. And because they're hella good and cheap, yes, we put up with the attitude of the owner, cuz, you know what? We keep coming back, and she knows it. (Y'all wanna laugh at the Soup Nazi, but complain for something a fraction of the price?)
If you come for what you come for you're gonna get what you're gonna get. If you show up with no education as to what's what you're gonna get exactly what you deserve. (I swear, this should be the motto of shopping in Mexican stores in Sac.)
Do they serve coffee or chocolate? No. It's a panaderia. Not Krispy Kreme.
Do they give you a box instead of an overpacked paper bag? No. But you know what? It's free.
Does the lady smile? EVER? NO. (And if she does you better document that crap and post it to Yelp, cuz, if that ain't like a Bigfoot sighting...)
If you come with your hella gringo expectations then you should expect....
No, you know what? Not even gonna finish. If that is you, please take yourself somewhere else, 'cuz the rest of us aren't trying to have your lame, uppity-snob reviews make mom and pop shops look bad. Keep eating your donuts, and when you're ready to come back come back--but don't cry when all the conchas blancas are gone, cuz it's a Saturday and all of the rest of us who know already bought her out to last us through her days off. How cool is your wanna-be-hipster self gonna look when you've got no pan dulce? More importantly, how much you gonna miss it. Get over yourself, then come back and bring your cash.
Everyone else, buy a concha, Tuesday-Saturday (unless they look a little dark, then don't, and get a muffin). Holy crap. So good.