Jonas P.
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Dark Arts Coffee is not your average café — it’s a cult roastery with a rebellious soul. Tucked away in Hackney, this espresso bar delivers coffee with precision, personality, and a bit of punk-rock flair. The beans are roasted in-house, and each cup feels like a small act of devotion to the craft.
We tried the Lost Highway blend — rich, complex, and beautifully balanced. Whether it’s a flat white, filter, or cold brew orange mocha frappuccino (yes, really), the flavours are deep and memorable. The pastries — especially the pain au raisin — are indulgent and generously sized, perfect for pairing with your caffeine fix. Seating is mostly curbside, but that only adds to the charm: moto enthusiasts, heavy music, and a steady stream of loyal regulars make it feel like a scene, not just a stop.
Highlights
Expertly roasted seasonal blends with real character
Buttery pastries and standout croissants
Gritty, unapologetic vibe with heavy background music
Friendly, knowledgeable staff who know their beans
Final Thought Dark Arts Coffee is for those who take their brew seriously — and like it with a side of edge. If you’re craving top-tier coffee in a setting that’s anything but generic, this one’s a must.