Jacob B.
Yelp
The parking situation at this place is ridiculous.
First of all, if you want to park any decent sized car, good luck. Their parking garage has a pillar just about every other spot, and the spots are small.
Second (and more importantly), my experience today was a disaster. I wanted a quick burger, so I figured I'd go to my local Smashburger. When I got there, I turned into the parking lot, and it said "full, valet only" on a fold up sign. I didn't want to valet my car to go get an $8 burger. Someone was right behind me, so I was trapped. There was a line of 5 cars leaving, so I figured there HAD to be parking. I took a ticket (the first hour is free), and planned to make a U turn, and immediately leave, and not pay a penny. Nope. Not possible. The valet guys cone off a path and make sure you stay in it. I told the guys I just wanted to leave, and asked if they could move a cone, and he opened my door, gave me valet ticket, and said "Sorry, no U turns allowed." Yes, that's right, he wouldn't let me leave.
Whatever, I paid anyway. I went to Smashburger, which was a disaster (but that's for another review).
On my way out, things only got worse. The valet couldn't find my keys. He asked my what kind of car it is, but still couldn't find the keys. What kind of an incompetent valet looses your keys? After asking his friends, one of them knew where it was. I explained to whole situation to them, he apologized and told me that it was non-refundable. I was glad to be out of there.
TL;DR: Once you enter, the valet's will trap you, and if they don't, you will have a hard time parking.