Keith K.
Yelp
Times here: once.
Bottom line: I won't be back.
Driven by an intense desire to 'try something new' (usually this is a bad idea in Lexington), I popped over to the unassuming "The Deli" to grab a sandwich. Alas, there really wasn't anything positive to note, so here are the lowlights.
After seeing a sign to 'please be seated', I was, and waited 10 minutes for nothing, before walking up to the counter and placing an order with the harried cashier.
I ordered a cup of water, a side house salad, and the "Hungry Man" cheesesteak-like toasted hoagie thing. The water took 10 minutes to show up, and the food an additional 10. At this point, I have waited half an hour for...
A. One nice 16oz styofoam cup of water. Delicious and refreshing. No complaints.
B. The to-go SubThing, wrapped in foil
C. A salad in a styrofoam container.
Since everything was packaged to go (without asking), I paid my $10 and left.
The sandwich is a toasted hoagie roll with soggy bell peppers and onions along with some chopped beef and white cheese. Ok. Unfortunately, when you wrap a juicy sandwich in foil for several minutes, the bread gets soaked through, which is exactly what happened. Oh well. It was overly salted, but edible. Still, it must be filed under 'bad food'.
The salad, on the other hand, may be the worst, the absolute pinnacle of the nadir of restaurant salads, that I have ever experienced. It consisted of "Subway" shredded iceberg lettuce, which was limp and brown, exactly one radish, sliced thin, 3 waterlogged cucumber slices, and possibly one baby carrot, shredded. Served with some "captains wafers" and a side of dressing. It was about as good as it sounds, which is to say, it wasn't. I could not bring myself to eat it, so into the trash went my $2.50.
I could go on, but why? With decent, God-fearing restaurants like Cafe Chartier just down the street, there is no reason to injure yourself with a visit to The Deli. I'm sorry to be harsh, but them's the facts.