James N.
Yelp
Was it a dream? This unpretentious bistro -- round marble tables, long banquet, U-shaped bar -- is unapologetically French in the best possible ways -- as in, *Parisiesnne* French. I and my date were greeted by name and were brought to a table far from the door on this insanely cold, windy late-winter evening.
We were given time to de-layer and settle, and were greeted warmly by our server (Parisienne accent of course, but friendly!) Lovely Solene described the special appetizers and entrées not on the old-school plastic-encased printed menu, and she stood serenely as we finalized wine choices, and then entrée choices. Choosing from among the classic selection was . . . challenging. But in a good way.
The décor: High ceiling, mustard-yellow walls with serious crown moulding, heirloom black & white photo arrangements everywhere, dark wood bar and trim . . . I expected to find Picasso at one of the tables.
We shared the Artichoke Hearts with Goat Cheese appetizer (OMG), and we knew at once we had found the best winter getaway restaurant inGreenport. The bread, impossibly warm/fresh/crusty; course pacing virtuoso. Our entrées -- Duck Confit, and 'Choucroute Garnis' -- were Heavenly, down to the molecular level.
Yes friends, in Heaven the chefs are French.
Once our table was cleared, with the glow of the wonderful meal still warm, I wondered aloud -- privately to my date -- whether it might be possible to ask for a decaf espresso (and not be ridiculed) . . .
And there it was, on the dessert menu: Decaf Espresso!! Was I dreaming this?
No, it was real; I have the reasonable American Express receipt to prove it.
SIDE NOTE: Hey, by the way, what is with the neanderthals here leaving 1-star reviews of this fabulous establishment?!?
. . . I'll be back.