Molly T.
Yelp
I want to start this review by saying that the food here is great. It's well done and super tasty. Fresh ingredients and interesting preparations. But unfortunately the shortcomings here were just too blatant and three stars is all I can muster.
Came here as a party of four on a Friday night around 8:30pm. We didn't have a reservation so we were well aware upon greeting the hostess that we might be slapped across our proverbial faces with a considerable wait. As it turned out (or so we initially thought), we were told that we only needed to wait 15-20 minutes. Just enough time for a drink at the bar (or so we initially thought). Half an hour later, we manage to make eye contact with the elusive hostess. She tells us that the party at the table we've been waiting for is just finishing up, so it should only be a few minutes (or so we thought). Finally, 9:30 rolls around, and we are *finally* seated.
Listen, I just hate being misled when it comes to how long I need to endure hunger. If it's an hour wait, it's an hour wait. Fine. I might stay, and I might go somewhere else if presented with that information. What irks me is that I felt pretty gypped all evening and little did I know, the wait time was just the start of it.
For the moment, let me circle back to the good, because Detente *does* offer good quality product. As I said, we started out with drinks. I went with a cucumber gin cocktail which was wonderfully refreshing but quite strong. The standout drink of the night, however, was a vodka/strawberry number that was true Christmas in July. The drink itself was green but sitting majestically in the middle was one massive strawberry ice cube. Now this was a fantastic drink. If you want to take it to the next level (I didn't but hindsight 20-20, ya know), let the strawberry ice cube melt a bit and take a little nibble out of it between courses for a palette cleanser.
Why did I get this second cocktail? After finishing my first, I wanted to try out a beer. I didn't know most of the beers on tap, so I asked our waiter what he'd recommend. He simply replied "I don't know, I don't like beer". Well folks, if that isn't a conversation ender then I don't know what is. Like, ugh, come on, dude. Fine. You don't like beer. I'm not going to fault you for that. But can we see some more effort please? Maybe tell us what's popular or go ask someone else who works there? Groan. So that's why I got my second and very delicious cocktail (see why I'm having a hard time here?)
Onto the food. Since we were all quite hungry at this point, we decided to each order our own entree as well as three apps for the table. The apps are all between $16-$18. For that price we should've all ended up with food babies. But we were left with more like first-trimester fetuses.
Yellowfin Tuna Tartare: B+/A-
Detente highlights this as one of its signature dishes. The tuna was light and fluffy with some yummy flavors going on in the accompaniments. The plate was prepared creatively and was certainly nice aesthetically. My issue won't come as a surprise to you--the amount of tuna served was just a smidge bigger than a golf ball. That's about one bite each for the four of us. I can definitely see why it's on Detente's tasting menu.
Seared Sea Scallops: A-
Cooked to perfection. Fresh, rich and flavorful. You're served two lightly browned scallops which, again, are presented beautifully. But managing to get every member of our party a solid piece required far more thought than eating a nice meal warrants.
Cheese Plate: B-
This where it started to get downright comical. This plate honestly looked like animals had gotten into the kitchen and we were served what they left behind. I can hardly talk about how yummy the cheese selection was because I didn't eat enough to remember much. My experience with cheese/charcuterie plates is usually the opposite--I'm overwhelmed by the amount of food. So this was quite the novel experience. We also weren't given bread/crackers initially so the stinginess was in full effect.
Pan Crisped Fluke w/ octopus: A-
The entrees were actually all incredibly delicious. I tried the duck, cod and bass as well, and all were fantastic. Fair portions too! Fresh, seasonal ingredients. I love fluke tartare but had never tried it cooked, so I opted for this one as my plate. The fish was great but I wasn't a fan of the octopus preparation. It also felt discordant when taking the plate as whole. In other words, the fluke was the star of the show and the octopus was that kid whose mom made him do the school play but he never went to rehearsal so he's just standing up there terrified the whole time.
So Dentente, I get it. Small portion sizes are "in". Overpriced meals at restaurants in vacation hotspots are also "in" (and have never been "out"). But there's a line, and you crossed it. I hate to give you three stars given how good everything was, but I just can't muster four.