Scott W.
Yelp
Had the misfortune of patronizing Dilly's during a layover at Sky Harbor a day ago.
Spent $17 on a skimpy little Italian Sandwich and a half liter of Diet Coke. I had an SUV-sized appetite but each half of my scrawny sando was smaller than a deck of cards.
The caliber of the filling was...sub-optimal. Pepperoni, salami, a third unidentified but Italian meat (probably prosciutto or mortadella) with a thin slab of provolone, less than stellar lettuce and a wilted tomato. The bread that framed it had decent softness but zero crunch.
Your favorite Yelp Elite Correspondent, a well traveled sandwich aficionado, recoiled at the taste. Yet I gamely pressed forward to shove half of the uninspiring shit sando down my gullet (and then only 'cause I needed to take some meds on a full stomach!).
I came thisclose to tossing the other half into a Sky Harbor International trash bin...but the $17 extortion, er, price flashed in my head and I ended up presenting the Dago Dagwood to my nephew dogs at my brother's home in NM!
And yep, even the dogs were similarly disenchanted. They ultimately quaffed it, but didn't look happy about it.
Final verdict? Wasting a near Jackson bill on a crappy 7-11 caliber sandwich at Dilly's made me feel, well, pretty silly.