Lex K.
Yelp
So I love science museums, I've been to quite a few of them in many states! One of the best things about being in a new place is checking out the science center... I was really psyched when I read about all the exhibits here, and how they had two theaters! But there's expectation and there's reality.
I woke up hella early to drive from Janesville to Milwaukee, we thought since they're open Tuesday through Saturday that going early on a Wednesday would make sense. Apparently not! There's a little snack store inside that is only closed on Wednesdays?!? Why? There's one drink vending machine in the building, and it's single dollar bills only. Like people just walking around with pockets of cash! Of course, if you want a bottle of lukewarm Dasani, you can head to the gift shop, which is the smallest gift shop of any science center I've ever been to... they have neither a box of different colored little rocks that are meaningless but you want to buy because they're shiny little trinkets and your goblin brain tells you "they go click clack, you neeeeeeeds!!!" Nor do they have astronaut ice cream; the staple item of a science museum store!!! The audacity.
As for the exhibits, most of the cool ones were restricted entry for summer camp kids and educational personnel only, so most people can't get into them, including the majority of the cool ones. I didn't come here to look at some guitars in cases with notes that are supposed to be funny but aren't on them? A lot of it was also in various states of disrepair.
And those two theaters? After looking around everywhere, I found one of them, but no entrance, and no clue what was playing, so eventually went back to the entrance and asked, they said that despite having two theaters they haven't shown anything in a long time in either of them. So that sucks.
Also, I'm normally ethically opposed to aquariums, but since we were already there, and the rest of my party wanted to go look, and it wouldn't cost us more, we went to look at their aquarium part. A good 1/3rd of their jellyfish were dead in the tank with the live ones. They have a stingray pet tank, and no way to wash your hands before or after, just paper towels. I also feel bad that they mutilate the stingrays to remove their stingers from them so people can reach out and grab them, in a sad little loop they're stuck in all day. Almost none of the marine animals were in big enough enclosures for their species. It's amazing more weren't dead, tbh.
I would give this two and a half stars, but it was nice to get out and do something.