DeAndra E.
Yelp
Let me start by saying that this was our first time here. Bulleted for easier reading.
- Restaurant was barely full, but we were seated in the most uncomfortable, torn up (+ taped) booth in the back. There was plenty of room in the front and we were two people seated in a four person booth. I asked if we could move to the two person table more near the midsection of the restaurant. Waitress/Bartender obliged.
- We were ready to order when she came to take our drink order. She took my wife's order + asked if I wanted anything to drink, I said no, but went to say we were ready to order. I looked up and she had already started to leave. We had been seated for 10 mins at this point, and waited 5 to be seated. No problem, but she didn't ask if we were ready to order before she dipped.
- My wife ordered a Bloody Mary. I watched the bartender/waitress with colored hair start making one. It didn't end up being my wife's...that's fine. But then said W/B went to the (visible) kitchen window and started smoking her vape indoors. She and the other waitresses stood there, looking over the crowd in conversation at one point...so that was another 5-8 mins or so that we waited on the Bloody to be brought over.
- I got a breakfast/brunch bowl that had "root veggies, breakfast potatoes, roast beef, and eggs. I asked for the ROOT VEGGIES to be on the side. The other W/B brings it out and says a passive aggressive, "so who had the deconstructed breakfast hash?" I almost didn't say anything because I was confused - she had three separate plates in her hands...surely it couldn't have been for me? BUT, it was. Plate 1: roast beef; plate 2: eggs; plate 3: potatoes AND the root veggies. I know how a potato grows, but it was listed separately from the root veggies (carrots, squash, parsnip...weirder breakfast hash things). I was a little confounded because I didn't want the root veggies, but her comment made me wanna send it back. She acted like I was being complicated.
- Last complaint is that at the back bar, right on the inside OF the bar + to the left is a short, stainless steel surface. Our same W/B w/ the colored hair that vapes in the kitchen couldn't help but put her FOOT up on this surface. Sure, it's unsanitary, but moreover, you could see her crotch while she bounced back and forth she was...nice, though.
- As far as the actual food...flavorless, small portions.
Needless to say ...we will not be back.