Jessica C.
Yelp
Apparently, as we know, I love Dog Haus. Because apparently, my mostly-plant-based self occasionally turns into a 2 a.m. carnivore who just needs chicken tenders like air.
So I order. I get my confirmation. My driver's "on the way." And then... BAM!... delay after delay. Another 45 minutes... and another... and another. I'm lying there, hungry, hormonal, and questioning all my life choices. Sure, I had veggies in the fridge. But I wanted tenders, not emotional support kale.
Finally, around 4 a.m., my driver messages: "The restaurantsaid they'd do it!" I thought I was dreaming. Or being pranked. But no, Dog Haus pulled through like the late-night legends they are. Food arrived tasting like redemption.
I went from writing a one-star rage review to crying happy tears into my free loyalty point tots. Everyone, from the cook I previously demanded be demoted, to the brave driver who completed the order, to whoever pulled the online order that has erroneously been completed, they all deserve a raise. And a hug. A gold star and a meal.
I, however, deserve a timeout and maybe a salad.
Dog Haus, you're my 4 a.m. heroes. I am ashamed of myself, but that is what your food does, killer cravings LOL