Mark C.
Yelp
Howdy, folks! Captain 619, the cowboy surfer, is back with a fresh take on Don Panchos Taco Shop. Now, let me tell ya, this place used to be my go-to spot for many moons, especially when me and my lady had a hankering for some tasty grub. But lately, things have taken a tumble down the canyon, and even my iron gut is having a tough time keeping their food from turning into a raging fire inside me. It's a real bummer, y'all.
Not only that, but the cleanliness of this joint leaves much to be desired. It ain't exactly the spick and span saloon you'd hope for. And let's talk about the quality of their vittles. It's gone downhill faster than a tumbleweed in a sandstorm. It pains me to say it, but I reckon this ol' spot only deserves a measly two stars from this cowboy surfer.
But hold on tight, 'cause there's more to this tale. Many a time, I've forked over my hard-earned cash for extra fixin's to be added to my order. But more often than not, eight out of ten times, they plumb forget to include 'em. Can you believe it? It's like trying to rope a wild stallion, I tell ya! Just today, I paid extra for some good ol' cheese on my burrito. And guess what? Despite reminding 'em three times about past mishaps, they went ahead and left out the cheese once again. To add insult to injury, they had the audacity to charge me $1.49 for the missing cheese, along with a sneaky 50 cent surcharge. Now, that ain't no way to treat a loyal cowboy surfer, I reckon.
So, my friends, it's with a heavy heart that I have to give Don Panchos Taco Shop a disappointing two stars. It's time for this cowboy surfer to ride off into the sunset in search of tastier waves and more reliable grub. Yeehaw!