Spencer T.
Yelp
Don Pedro on SE 122nd and Stark was so bad that it made me write a Yelp review for the first time in three years to keep people away from it. Not only did they screw up my order, but the burrito contained CHUNKS OF FROZEN VEGETABLES.
I ordered a burrito al pastor from their drive-through and specified "no lettuce." When the person on the intercom asked if I wanted anything else, I asked if they had salsa de aguacate, which I'd had at another Don Pedro restaurant just a few miles away and loved. They did not recognize what I was asking about, so I didn't press the issue--I know that not all Don Pedros have that one. At the drive-through window, an employee asked me if I wanted salsa, and I said yes, and received one red and one green. Nothing at all unusual.
When I got home and bit into my burrito, I was disappointed at how bland and dry it was. I found no beans, no cheese, no sour cream, barely any onions, and what little meat it contained was almost tasteless. Salsas only made it a bit better--the green was serviceable, but the red was bad--more like a spicy, watery ketchup than a proper salsa roja.
As I continued eating, thinking that maybe they just didn't mix the ingredients within the burrito, I was disturbed to find random bits of mixed vegetables--the kind you get frozen in a bag. A carrot here, a pea there, a kernel of corn further in, and so on. I'm surprised I didn't find the obligatory lima beans and chopped green beans. Contaminating a burrito with this detritus from school cafeterias and TV dinners is a revolting insult to Mexican AND American cuisine.
It was so bad that I couldn't even finish it, so I threw it away and looked at my receipt. Upon inspection, I noticed that they also botched my order. No wonder it was bland--the receipt said "no salsa." I don't understand how they could make this mistake. I asked for salsa on the intercom. I said yes to salsa at the drive-through. I suspect whoever keyed this in also told the cooks not to put anything else with flavor on it.
I don't normally complain about service or mistakes. They happen sometimes and I'm not a high-maintenance customer. But making such a drastic assumption about an order and not asking to confirm or clarify is an unacceptable error. And for that matter, frozen mixed vegetables DO NOT BELONG in a burrito!
Oh, another thing that might cause you problems--they don't list their prices legibly on the drive-through menu. Buyer beware.
There is no excuse to eat here and subject yourself to this trash. There is plenty of great Mexican food in Portland, especially in East County. For example, La Tia Juana, El Cazador, Tortilleria y Tienda De Leon, and the tamale/esquite kiosk outside of La Tapatia, to name just a few delicious examples. For that matter, the Don Pedro on SE 190th and Stark is pretty good (especially their breakfast burritos and their salsa de aguacate).
Let me reiterate. DO NOT EAT HERE. They're incompetent enough to screw up your order and wretched enough to put random frozen vegetables in a burrito.