Ryan S.
Yelp
Unless you've been a pro stunt driver or done a lot of Project Gotham Racing you probably have no idea how cool it is to power slide your pick up truck across three lanes and into a parking lot the moment a flashing "OPEN" sign catches your eye as you're doing 50mph.
It's kind of like that, yeah.
Samuel Jackson would make the movie of this place on the name alone, and for that reason, it gets 5 mutha phuckin' stars. Even if it is a sequel. True, most sequels fail to live up to the hype of the first edition, but in this case, much like say, "Aliens" or ESB, you've pretty much just gotten done and you're like "HOLY CRAP THE AWESOME STICK I HAVE JUST BEEN BEATEN WITH IS LEAVING ME WANTING MORE. PLEASE SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER??"
Hopefully Donut Taco Palace ]I[ doesn't have Ewoks or crash landings on prison planets.
Frankly, I'm not sure why you're still reading this and haven't gotten into your transportation of choice and gone to see the exquisiteness that is Donut Taco Palace ][.
To paraphrase my good friends Andy and JT:
Christmas? Donut and Taco.
Hanukkah? Donut and Taco.
Kwanzaa? Donut and Taco.
Every single holiday, Donut and Taco.
On your way to work every day, Donut and Taco.
Mid-day on a Saturday, Donut and Taco.
Back from a day riding veloway, Donut and Taco.
Donut and Taco.
Donut and Taco.
Donut and Taco.
(PS, they also make kolaches. Yeah, really, why are you reading this? Go!)