Justin S.
Yelp
What can I say about Dubs Tea & Water that hasn't already been said about the wheel, the internet, or the cure for polio... Hands down, this is easily one of the best tea shops I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing. For the longest time, I've been on a quest looking for an awesome place to find tea and very clean, crisp water. I mean people ask me all the time, "Justin, how hard can it be to find delicious tea and what's wrong with the water you're drinking now?" or "Justin, why do you keep stealing all my girlfriends?" Well... to answer the first question, it is VERY hard to find good tea, water too! How was I supposed to know that drinking water from my neighbors' hoses was frowned upon?! Nevertheless, in hopes of fulfillng my unquenchable desire to succeed in this quest, I walked into this establishment and got myself a gallon of water and a thing of peach tea from the wonderful Dance? Ranch? Vance? Oh, whatever his name was, the flawless-looking owner with the level 99 goatee. He had explained everything there was to know about tea, water, and his shop. And, now comes the exciting part. I hope you're still reading kids cause this is where it gets nerve-wracking. I was planning on going home shortly after paying for my drinks, but luckily I decided that no, important events in life are meant to be experienced in the moment. But, was it possible? Could anything I drink from this moment forward possibly top my neighbors' hose water? And then, it happened... I took my first sip of that water. No... I experienced that glorious first sip of water and so many things happened to me at the moment; I saw a bright light and went to heaven, where I saw my grandparents blessing this drink; I went back in time to when I was 17 and my wife was giving birth to our 8th child. But even then, none of these things could compare to the taste of this water. As I neared the final sip of both my water and tea, I came to the conclusion that nothing else could bring me this much joy in the form of a beverage.
Dubs is love, Dubs is life.
tl;dr Dubs Tea & Water:
UnMATCHAble prices.
TEAriffic quality.