Mark C.
Yelp
Duke's Burger Review by Captain 619
Yo, dudes and dudettes of the flavor wave! Just paddled into Duke's Burger in La Mesa (5020 Baltimore, brah--mark your maps!) and let me tell ya, this spot's crankin' out burgers gnarlier than a triple overhead at Pipeline!
Snagged the Double Smash--whoaaaaa--talk about a tsunami of taste! Two patties smashed harder than my last wipeout, oozin' with melty cheese, crispy edges like a perfect shore break, and a bun softer than dawn patrol fog. Dude, this burger's a mouth marathon--gotta unhinge your jaw like a great white to tackle it!
The missus ordered the Grilled Hot Honey Butter (grilled, not fried--she's health-conscious, yo ), but the kitchen crew got a lil' kook'd up and sent it fried. No stress, brah! They shredded the gnar and fixed it QUICK--shoutout to the squad for keepin' it real. Pro tip: Orders might not sync up like a perfect barrel, but patience pays, bro. Her grilled version? Fuegooooo --sweet, spicy, and buttery like a sunset sesh with no wind.
Total vibe? Chillaxed shack with grub so hefty, you'll need a post-burger nap on your board. If your stomach's a bottomless pit and your taste buds crave HYPE, Duke's is your North Shore.
Final take: Duke's Burger = 10/10, bro. Just bring your big appetite... and maybe a snorkel for the flavor dive. Catch ya on the flip side!
- Captain 619, out.