Sophie W.
Yelp
Dulce Patria takes presentation and style into the loud and obnoxious. Out of all my culinary experiences in Mexico, this was perhaps one of the most overwhelming and confusing. The service we received was not that of a high-end restaurant. I never thought I would have a problem with beautiful food, but it turns out I do have a problem with food that is beautiful for the sake of beautiful.
The restaurant itself is flamboyant, with a bright pink door that draws attention even in the already upscale Polanco neighborhood. Upon entering, you'll see white tableclothes, pink chairs with shiny bows, and bow-tie attired waiters. Our waiter took forever to bring us our drinks and did not understand when we were ordering one item versus two of the same thing. While I indicated I could speak Spanish if needed (and that it was easier communicating in Spanish than English), our waiter continued speaking to us in English.
The best part of the restaurant is that for the aesthetic and quality of dishes, the prices are very fair. We ordered two glasses of tequila, two cocktails, two appetizers, two entrees, and a dessert, and ended up paying around $100 total (after tip).
We ordered:
Two shots of 7 Leguas - apparently this isn't that easy to find at bars in the US, so my boyfriend was very excited about it. The tequila was great, but they also gave us three small glasses of salsa that you apparently use to chase the tequila. I was not a fan of any of them, so I stuck to just the shot, no chase (can't believe I'm saying this).
Two cocktails - the cocktails are very pretty. Mine came with a flower, and my boyfriend's came with some bamboo stick that sadly had no purpose. They tasted the same, which is why I'm not going to bother trying to remember the names.
Ceviche (3/5) - the waiters kindly split this into two giant goblets, since it would've been difficult to share from one dish. I was excited upon seeing it, but then grew confused as I found out I couldn't eat all the stuff in the goblet, and that there were just random sugar strands decorating the ceviche.
Beet bread (4/5) - this was delicious and buttery. It doesn't taste like beet but has a delightful bloodred center.
Salmon (4/5) - This was good, but not a substantial portion. The sauce is very rich.
Duck mole (5/5) - I didn't receive any direction around how to eat this, so I was dabbing the mole on the little cylinder of duck until the waiter told me that there were tortillas. The mole was delicious and lick-the-spoon worthy, but the random dollops of sauce on my plate were just extra, unnecessary elements.
Cornbread with huitlacoche (5/5) - Buttery and fluffy. I was apprehensive of eating huitlacoche, which is basically moldy corn, but was pleasantly surprised by the flavor.
There was also a complimentary dessert of candies circling a wooden bird. The meal overall was satisfactory, but I was a bit uncomfortable with how many waiters were lurking around our table, especially in the beginning of the meal when there was barely anyone in the restaurant. They also kept refilling my mole and tortillas even when I had barely eaten any, which I view as a tragic waste of food. This is a delight for the eyes, but not necessarily a must-do.