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I'm down in Texas, so I hear dum TWANGS
I'm rabid for Hunan, look at dum FANGS
I'm so starvin, my tummy dun PANGS
I'm coming undone like Duran DunRANGS
Red Bull may give you dum WANGS
Puppet Presidents may have dum STRANGS
Stewart Copeland may've gotten sum STANGS
And Jay Z may have had sum FLANGS
But like a Stage 5 Clinger I dun CLANG
If you don't understand then learn dum SLANG
If you like lemon make sum MERINGUE
I can make some rn with dum WANG
Like Marc Anthony you dun SANG
Like innovators do your THANG
Like Adam Levine you dun RANG
Bring it on? It's already been dun BRANG
I got cravings like KD dum LANG
I got more chains than dum CHAIN GANG
I got more theories than dum BIG BANG
I got more Koreas than dum PYONGYANG
I got more Sallys than dum MUSTANG
I got more Steelers than dum POHANG
I got more yellow than dum PANANG
I got more classical than dum WOLFGANG
I keep coming back like dum BOOMERANG
I'm more of a festival than dum CANNES
I got more cronies than Vince dumCMAHON
I got more nukes than dum IRAN
I got more belly than dum ROSEANNE
I got more mines than dum SOLOMAN
I got more sheets than dum KLUX KLAN
I got more Satanic Verses than dum QU'RAN
I think your arguments are dum STRAW MAN
Unlike Tom Hanks you won't dum CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
Cause my rap skills ain't dum FLASH IN THE PAN
Like the Groom said I'm dum BEST MAN
I'm famous with girls from HK to dum BEIJANG
I just gave your girl dum WEDDING RANG
And did it while I was doin dum YELPANG
And she sent me her just worn dum G-STRANG
I'm the hero of the right and dum LEFT WANG
For her buck I give her a good dum BANG
Ouch I felt a twinge in my dum HAMSTRANG
Now let's all go hang at DUN HUANG
Shénme?????
I've noticed that you Dun Huang out with me anymore. If you did, you'd make a lot of trips to Dun Huang, because that's where I hang out!
I have spent so much time in this Plaza that I think I actually live here. On the night that Hurricane Harvey hit H-town I was actually in this Plaza. So to say it's my home away from home would be an understatement.
The reason is that a lot of my favorite places are here, especially for dessert and bubble tea. But also for food. Such as Hunan Bistro - perhaps my fave spot in Houston - where I get the Cumin Lamb (orgasmic), Tofu w/Seafood, and Spicy Diced Chicken. Hunan might be the best Chinese food I've ever had in my life. There's also Strings Noodle - wonderful.
With locations of Sharetea, Gong Cha, and Kung Fu Tea as well as the wonderful gelato shops Frozen Cafe and Gelato Cup, the best ribbon ice anywhere at Nu Cafe, a location of the yummy Six Ping Bakery, and so, so much more, this plaza is second to none. It's also second to nuns, because the convent across the street consider themselves more important than Dun Huang Plaza (cough yeah right cough). That's a little un-convent-ional of them isn't it.
I would definitely say this is the place to hang out when in Houston. The only problem - and it is a big problem - is that parking here is almost impossible, because so many great places are packed into such a modest plaza. Packt like sardines in a crushd tin box. It's just so insanely busy and packed especially on weekends, but really every afternoon evening and night of the week. Sometimes it gets to the point where it's an absolute zoo and all human decency goes out the window. Parking can be as bad as Manhattan.
But the food is better.
Anyway I'm Dun Huanging out with you. I'm heading to Dun Huang. I think we may be Dun as friends.