Matt C.
Yelp
Hold. Up. Is this an AMISH MARKET, or just a market run by Amish people? There is an Amish Market here in Willingboro, and what makes it an Amish Market is that the stuff is MADE BY AMISH PEOPLE, ie, hand crafted or cooked, using fresh ingredients, from scratch. I just had lunch here that was absolutely TERRIBLE. I'll explain.
I went here earlier this week with my stepfather, as he was raving about the place. I got a hot roast beef sandwich with gravy, but was on a time crunch and had to get back ASAP. So I had to get it, take it to go and when I got to where I needed to be, had to practically inhale the thing. The sandwich did NOTHING for me, but I chalked it up to the circumstances surrounding my consumption that may have led to the less than stellar experience. SO, I decided to give this place a fair shake and go back when I had a little more time to devote to the experience. Well, I went there today for lunch and had an ABYSMAL turkey sandwich with a infuriating side of mac and cheese. AGAIN, I'm figuring "Amish Market" means that this stuff is going to be quality ingredients and slow cooked meats and what not. What I got was PROCESSED turkey slices and fucking stouffers mac and cheese. I threw over half of both in the trash. The turkey wasn't even like deli slices of breast meat. It was chunk, pressed and formed bullshit oscar myer type turkey slices. The mac and cheese was atrocious! They don't even make their own mac and cheese?! C'MON! I've had sandwiches 100 times better from WAWA. Ugh. I knew something was amiss when I noticed all the Amish using blenders and electronic credit card machines.......(seriously though....I'm still totally unclear on this facet; I thought eschewing all things modern and electronic was the Amish way? I'm so confused.) Just because some guy named Jebidiah is rocking a weird beard and some girl in a bonnet is making your sandwich doesn't mean your country market is an Amish one apparently. Its crazy because the place is usually pretty packed. (its also hella small, so that adds to it). Maybe....MAYBE I'll go back to try the hot options or the pies and cakes or something, but I will NOT be getting another sandwich here. Ugh. Severely disappointed.