Fox E.
Yelp
I knew a Dutch girl once. Natasha, if you're reading, I heart you.
Probably 4 star donuts, but when you're open in the small hours and so dirt cheap, you're going to get 5 from me.
I prefer Dutch boys, and even moreso Dutch girls that were previously boys. And speaking of which, true story.
I had quite the experience at this donut shop. A beautiful transsexual girl, who I can only assume was in the adult entertainment industry, due to being dressed in a Shiny Gold bikini and Shiny Gold hot pants and high heels (the likes of which only Barbie would be out in), getting donuts in here.
I couldn't help myself but to tell her she was amazing and she told me I was amazing too, and asked me to go back to her car with her. Next thing you know I'm walking her back to her car and she's giving me her number. It didn't go anywhere because I wasn't really going to push for it, had to head back to NY and I already have a gf in the adult business as some of you may know... but it was a really positive experience to add to the fact that they have really tasty fresh donuts and are open really late and are cheap as well.
It's in a bit of a sketchy area if you're alone and scared but hey, you know it's worth it for donuts. And if you don't like poor areas, then let's something about making this country share-the-wealth, the way it should, so nobody has to be dirt poor. We have more than enough to go around.
Until then let's go for donuts at 2 in the morning from the Dutch Girl, and let's drown our sorrows on the mean streets of Detroit. After all, 10 years from now, all this might be gentrified, vanilla, and dead inside.