Joshua G.
Yelp
Came in about 3p on a Friday, ordered the #8 "Mamba Combo" (not a sports fan, but I like to get the "signature" offerings at places the first time I'm there. It was a close toss up with the Fantastic Burger. RIP Kobe, they're slathering extra Xtra sauce for you)
Remember on 30 Rock how they'd hiss "youthsss!" and recoil in horror? If that's you, be forewarned, 3p here is teeming with (rather well behaved, I gotta give them credit) unsupervised high school kids. Combined with the rather decent alternative music soundtrack, it's a little loud, but not bad in any way. 90's kids will feel at home.
The Mamba Burger was a nice combination of flavors, I would come back for it. The Coke was just right not too syrupy or too much ice. The fries were kinda sad, they were only lukewarm, they definitely were not made originally for my order and had been sitting and got soft and soggy in under 5 minutes. They seasoned salt was only on some of them, but not most. Would it be weird to ask them to double fry them, just to make sure they were fully cooked and hot? I get anxious just imagining trying, but fries in this state are just depressing.
The location is mostly clean, bathrooms not terrible, but needed sweeping and messes left behind on tables sat there a long time.
One star removed for the fries, one for the dirtiness, and one added because the burger was better than expected.