Elena I.
Yelp
I know you might be shocked - "Elena, the wine lover, goes to dive bars?" Why yes, yes she does, because Elena would never turn away a vodka and club soda for $3.00. Thank you very much!
I like dive bars. There is something to be said about establishments that have been around for 40 years when in Brickell, for example, a place closes every day. It says that alcoholics are loyal, if nothing else!
My absolute favorite is Grady's in Fort Lauderdale but that is quite a drive for me so when I need my dive bar fix, this is where I go.
Eddie's Place has been there for over 40 years. Then entire shopping all was built around it. I think Eddie himself may not be around anymore but who the heck knows.
Things you need to know:
1. People are super friendly but you WILL NOT or rather, SHOULD NOT try to meet the man/woman of your dreams here. Just sayin....
2. No credit cards - cash only!
3. Karaoke Night on the first Saturday of every month. This is good as you will ALWAYS sound like a star to the local drinkers that have been there since noon.
4. There are darts, a pool table, some "test your strength" kinda thing, and a super modern jukebox that has no business being there. Bring back the old kind for authenticity please!
5. Bathrooms are surprisingly clean. Cleaner than at many restaurants I've been to.
6. You will leave smelling like an ashtray and so will all your belongings so ladies, leave your expensive bags at home and invest in a huge bottle of Febreeze.
7. BAD NEWS: You may or may not develop lung cancer GOOD NEWS: The money you saved on drinks can go towards medical expenses.
So if you want a good, cheap, stiff drink in a dark, smokey, friendly environment, stop by!
If you want a South Beach crowd and Martinis that glow in the dark and cost $20 bucks, stay away.